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South Carolina woman pummels man, 64, after he passed gas in her face
2014 Aug 21, 3:55am 559 views 2 comments
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Ceffer
2014 Aug 21, 3:59am
Ceffer
2014 Aug 21, 3:59am
I thought this was where she was supposed to take out her bee-hive hairdo hair spray, light it up, and use it as a flamethrower to incinerate the offender.
The South just isn't what it used to be.
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Tenpoundbass
2014 Aug 21, 4:02am
Tenpoundbass
2014 Aug 21, 4:02am
On her face, or in the general vicinity?
Was it just passing through or did he gas bag her?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/s-woman-pummels-man-passed-gas-face-cops-article-1.1909236
A South Carolina man's drunken flatulence earned him a swollen right eye after he allegedly "passed gas" on a woman's face.
Jessica Cerney was allegedly sleeping on her couch in Myrtle Beach Monday night when the gassy offender stumbled into the home intoxicated and crudely ripped one in her face, according to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.
Cerney, 33, told police that she left the room and went outside to get away from the man, identified as 64-year-old Darrell McKnight.
But instead of keeping their distance, McKnight allegedly followed her outside and got into an argument over the incident.
fter allegedly cursing and approaching Cerney in a "threatening manner," the southern belle told police she "struck him in the face approximately three times with a closed fist."
The punches left McKnight with a swollen right eye and requiring treatment at a local hospital.
Both were issued citations for fighting.