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It would help if they had pubic hair made of dental floss. You could practice oral sex and oral hygiene at the same time.

Ceffer says

It would help if they had pubic hair made of dental floss. You could practice oral sex and oral hygiene at the same time.

You are sick. No one practices oral sex.

Probably more people practice oral sex than oral hygiene. Kill two birds with one stone.

Strategist says

No one practices oral sex.

Then why do people like banana?

We know fruit flies like a banana, but people have no wings. Nor do they fly.

Peter P says

Strategist says

No one practices oral sex.

Then why do people like banana?

I like cherries.

lemme guess...the 'p's for 'pecker'...

Peter P says

Strategist says

No one practices oral sex.

Then why do people like banana?

We know fruit flies like a banana, but people have no wings. Nor do they fly.

The P in Peter P stands for Peter P.

Peter P says

The P in Peter P stands for Peter P.

So you're not Peter North :) ?

Rin says

Peter P says

The P in Peter P stands for Peter P.

So you're not Peter North :) ?

Rin, don't you think your Escort GF will look better without clothes?

Strategist says

Rin, don't you think your Escort GF will look better without clothes?

Do you want PatNet to get the *adult content* marking? We're suppose to be a clean content site.

Rin says

Strategist says

Rin, don't you think your Escort GF will look better without clothes?

Do you want PatNet to get the *adult content* marking? We're suppose to be a clean content site.

Don't you appreciate art?

Strategist says

Don't you appreciate art?

I'd love to post nudes everywhere but once a site gets tagged as *adult content*, it gets degraded by the search engines. Out of politeness to Pat, I'd rather leave that stuff to the imagination.

C'mon, you've got it ... face, b**bs, and *ss. Is there really anything else to say?

Rin says

Strategist says

Don't you appreciate art?

I'd love to post nudes everywhere but once a site gets tagged as *adult content*, it gets degraded by the search engines. Out of politeness to Pat, I'd rather leave that stuff to the imagination.

C'mon, you've got it ... face, b**bs, and *ss. Is there really anything else to say?

You disgust me Rin. What am I gonna tell all my friends, when I have already told them what an inspiration you are (were).

Strategist says

You disgust me Rin. What am I gonna tell all my friends, when I have already told them what an inspiration you are (were).

When I arrive at the Canadian customs/border ... what am I suppose to tell the ppl there, 'Hi, I'm here to bang your finest hoes', or 'I'm here to meet up with my Canadian friends and colleagues' ?

Do you see the difference in the two statements?

Rin says

Strategist says

You disgust me Rin. What am I gonna tell all my friends, when I have already told them what an inspiration you are (were).

When I arrive at the Canadian customs/border ... what am I suppose to tell the ppl there, 'Hi, I'm here to bang your finest hoes', or 'I'm here to meet up with my Canadian friends and colleagues' ?

Do you see the difference in the two statements?

They ask if you are visiting for business or pleasure? Just tell them the truth.

Strategist says

They ask if you are visiting for business or pleasure? Just tell them the truth.

For me, it's always business and pleasure :)!

Rin says

Strategist says

They ask if you are visiting for business or pleasure? Just tell them the truth.

For me, it's always business and pleasure :)!

When I went to Vegas a few weeks ago, they asked me if I was there for business or pleasure? I told them both. I saw a lot of hot cocktail waitresses and my imagination ran wild :) :)
My wife was nowhere in my imagination. :) :)

Strategist says

When I went to Vegas a few weeks ago, they asked me if I was there for business or pleasure? I told them both. I saw a lot of hot cocktail waitresses and my imagination ran wild :) :)

My wife was nowhere in my imagination. :) :)

You need to take some of that spirit to Australia, where legally speaking, everything goes :)

Rin says

Strategist says

When I went to Vegas a few weeks ago, they asked me if I was there for business or pleasure? I told them both. I saw a lot of hot cocktail waitresses and my imagination ran wild :) :)


My wife was nowhere in my imagination. :) :)

You need to take some of that spirit to Australia, where legally speaking, everything goes :)

I need help Rin, a lot of help. Don't let me down.

Strategist says

I need help Rin, a lot of help. Don't let me down.

Plan ahead, and make that trip Down Under/Australia. That's your salvation.

And make it full featured, meaning enjoying the sites, the foods, the alcohol, but then ... banging some gorgeous babes in their 5 star brothels.

Once you've experienced the perfect brothel experiences in a 1st world nation, you'll never see America in the same vein again.

You'll see the USA as some retarded Puritanical state which restricts its men from enjoying the good things in life.

Strategist says

I'm already feeling better. :)

BTW, I had the above situation, almost like that photo, in a New Zealand massage parlour. So go book your ticket.

Rin says

Strategist says

I'm already feeling better. :)

BTW, I had the above situation, almost like that photo, in a New Zealand massage parlour. So go book your ticket.

Hey, someone deleted the nice picture of what you did to that woman. :(

Strategist says

Hey, someone deleted the nice picture of what you did to that woman. :(

That's Puritanism for you. Despite the fact that I'd covered over the X-rated sections of the jpegs, the concept in itself was disturbing.

Now you see why I can't wait till I get my leave to go to Australia/NZ.

Rin says

Strategist says

Hey, someone deleted the nice picture of what you did to that woman. :(

That's Puritanism for you. Despite the fact that I'd covered over the X-rated sections of the jpegs, the concept in itself was disturbing.

Oh well, some people just don't appreciate natural beauty.

Rin says

Now you see why I can't wait till I get my leave to go to Australia/NZ.

Don't blame you. Do you even want to come back?

Strategist says

Rin says

Now you see why I can't wait till I get my leave to go to Australia/NZ.

Don't blame you. Do you even want to come back?

When I hit 50, I'll be looking at getting a retirement visa there. Right now, we have to leave every 3 mos, without a proper long term business visa. I don't see the point in going through that hassle, as I won't be starting a company there, anyways.

But yeah, I don't want to come back. When I was on those business trips to Sydney, I was so productive, because I was regularly boning hoes. And at the same time, I did go to social gatherings, did tourist-y things, ate some great food, drank some Shiraz (ok, much of it Down Under is blended) but still, it was f'cking awesome. I come back home and all I see are these desperate men, hitting on every woman at a party, who doesn't weigh a ton ... so much for Americana. We're a pathetically lame society.

Rin says

Rin says

Now you see why I can't wait till I get my leave to go to Australia/NZ.

Don't blame you. Do you even want to come back?

When I hit 50, I'll be looking at getting a retirement visa there.

I looked into it when you previously mentioned it. I think the age requirement is 55. Besides, the cost of living is a lot higher than USA. If you want your dollars to go further, won't a place like Thailand or something be a better bet? Even their hot escorts cost a lot less.

Strategist says

I looked into it when you previously mentioned it. I think the age requirement is 55. Besides, the cost of living is a lot higher than USA. If you want your dollars to go further, won't a place like Thailand or something be a better bet? Even their hot escorts cost a lot less.

My impression of Thailand, as well as, a lot of SE Asia is that those places are good for let's say 2-3 mos per year. The problem there is that between foreigners and locals, familiarity breeds contempt. So a short timer there is kinda an ex-pat *star player* but a long term person there, has to deal with regular discrimination, even if it's subtle.

So yes, between let's say the day when my stint at this hedge fund is done, till the official day when I'd done with America, I'll intersperse between Australia/NZ, Thailand, and other places. And as for CoL in Australia, just like in Boston or NYC metro, the further out you go, the cheaper the real estate. And really, Sydney's the biggest money sink. The outer 'burbs in Adelaide, Melbourne, Perth, and Brisbane are a lot cheaper.