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Someone should tell Rin they've invented his next girlfriend.

Screw that. I don't want a robot desk jockey, I want a kickass cyborg.

Do they provide massage with happy endings too?

It's happening!

This is it. The countdown to the first boinking 'bot in underway. I was waiting for when Japan would start the road to the inevitable.

I knew that the stateside Puritans and Femi-Nazis would never let a hotel have automated female attendants like this. But Japan's now leading the efforts..

Ppl, you all realize that when robot sex is available to the masses, I'll be the happiest man around?

Really?

I must be unimaginative because i cant envision a scenario where a robot competes with the current choices that female humanoids and mine own hands presently offer

Get a bj
Have sex
Give myself a handy
Get a handy from someone else

Although i guess i shouldnt underestimate the possibilities of technology

Indiana Jones says

Japan Opens Hotel Run By Human Looking Robots

How do you tip them? I guess with nuts and bolts.

errc says

Get a bj

Have sex

Give myself a handy

Get a handy from someone else

Personally, I want a Menage-A-Trios, with my favorite classic rock songs blaring the background, and an OFF switch.

Once the session is over, I flick the 'bots OFF and I'm back to my daily activities of reading, doing problem sets, writing, martial arts, etc.

Don't be so sanguine. It's just a matter of time before robot sexual harassment charges and infliction of emotional distress. Their little camera eyes will get everything, and then it's blackmail and extortion time.

Politicians with their hands in the till and their peckers in the milking machines.

Ceffer says

Their little camera eyes will get everything, and then it's blackmail and extortion time.

That's going to be a major problem, esp given all the hackings out there.

I think a workaround is that after a boink, you let it cycle through a machine algo training session. Then, just like with browsers, you have it delete the actual streaming audio/video of the boink so that those hours are marked as offline/deleted. Then, it's trained to learn your preferences, you know, like deep throat & swallowing or going down on another 'bot, while you do her doggie style, but won't be able to find the original file where it got that idea.

It would help if they had pubic hair made of dental floss. You could practice oral sex and oral hygiene at the same time.

Ceffer says

It would help if they had pubic hair made of dental floss. You could practice oral sex and oral hygiene at the same time.

You are sick. No one practices oral sex.

Probably more people practice oral sex than oral hygiene. Kill two birds with one stone.

Strategist says

No one practices oral sex.

Then why do people like banana?

We know fruit flies like a banana, but people have no wings. Nor do they fly.

Peter P says

Strategist says

No one practices oral sex.

Then why do people like banana?

I like cherries.

lemme guess...the 'p's for 'pecker'...

Peter P says

Strategist says

No one practices oral sex.

Then why do people like banana?

We know fruit flies like a banana, but people have no wings. Nor do they fly.

The P in Peter P stands for Peter P.

Peter P says

The P in Peter P stands for Peter P.

So you're not Peter North :) ?

Rin says

Peter P says

The P in Peter P stands for Peter P.

So you're not Peter North :) ?

Rin, don't you think your Escort GF will look better without clothes?

Strategist says

Rin, don't you think your Escort GF will look better without clothes?

Do you want PatNet to get the *adult content* marking? We're suppose to be a clean content site.

Rin says

Strategist says

Rin, don't you think your Escort GF will look better without clothes?

Do you want PatNet to get the *adult content* marking? We're suppose to be a clean content site.

Don't you appreciate art?

Strategist says

Don't you appreciate art?

I'd love to post nudes everywhere but once a site gets tagged as *adult content*, it gets degraded by the search engines. Out of politeness to Pat, I'd rather leave that stuff to the imagination.

C'mon, you've got it ... face, b**bs, and *ss. Is there really anything else to say?

Rin says

Strategist says

Don't you appreciate art?

I'd love to post nudes everywhere but once a site gets tagged as *adult content*, it gets degraded by the search engines. Out of politeness to Pat, I'd rather leave that stuff to the imagination.

C'mon, you've got it ... face, b**bs, and *ss. Is there really anything else to say?

You disgust me Rin. What am I gonna tell all my friends, when I have already told them what an inspiration you are (were).

Strategist says

You disgust me Rin. What am I gonna tell all my friends, when I have already told them what an inspiration you are (were).

When I arrive at the Canadian customs/border ... what am I suppose to tell the ppl there, 'Hi, I'm here to bang your finest hoes', or 'I'm here to meet up with my Canadian friends and colleagues' ?

Do you see the difference in the two statements?