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Which SF tech companies have the men with the largest genitalia?
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2015 Mar 3, 10:07am 28,525 views 63 comments
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Rin
2015 Mar 6, 7:26am
This is the basic pick 'n roll strategies of Femi-Nazis, so that men are tricked into ditching half their income for them. In reality, women will bang douchebags anyways. How about instead, banging a nice guy who's willing to pay for the ride?
And in the land of the free and brave, if a woman shows up and says to me, "Hey look, I'd maxed out my credit cards and have zero savings because I'm a poor saver and I love to shop for useless outfits and jewelery, can we bang, and you can cover this month's rent?"
I'd have to turn her down because I wouldn't know if she were undercover vice squad. In Australia, however, the above wouldn't be an issue.
Ceffer
2015 Mar 6, 10:06am
Women will bang douchebags anyway? Dang, if only I had known years ago.
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Yes, this will make masculinist heads explode in flames, but there is a distinct correlation between the upward momentum of a tech company and the size of the genitalia of the males who work there. Just open your eyes and look.
Given this fact, there are some important questions to be answered:
1. Are up-and-coming companies deliberately hiring men with large johnsons to attract female staffers?
2. Alternately, could it be that men with a large phallus seeks out and find the up-and-coming companies?
3. Is there a correlation between future financial performance and objectively measured pecker size at the company now?
And yes, the size of a penis is objective. There may be minor cultural and personal differences, but the large majority of women agree pretty closely on how large any member is. Just do a freakin poll of women. The results will always show some men rate far more highly than others. And those men are always the stereotypically men with long schlongs. Which drives the others to distraction.
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