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Yes, this will make masculinist heads explode in flames, but there is a distinct correlation between the upward momentum of a tech company and the size of the genitalia of the males who work there. Just open your eyes and look.

Given this fact, there are some important questions to be answered:

1. Are up-and-coming companies deliberately hiring men with large johnsons to attract female staffers?
2. Alternately, could it be that men with a large phallus seeks out and find the up-and-coming companies?
3. Is there a correlation between future financial performance and objectively measured pecker size at the company now?

And yes, the size of a penis is objective. There may be minor cultural and personal differences, but the large majority of women agree pretty closely on how large any member is. Just do a freakin poll of women. The results will always show some men rate far more highly than others. And those men are always the stereotypically men with long schlongs. Which drives the others to distraction.

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