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This couple has the loudest sex in NYC
2015 Apr 27, 9:46am 10,564 views 17 comments
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Dan8267
2015 Apr 27, 11:24am
This couple has the loudest sex in NYC
In other news, CIC and his wife recently visited NYC.
Strategist
2015 Apr 27, 11:31am
The man identified as her boyfriend, who does handiwork in the building, refused to comment.
I wonder what tools he uses.
zzyzzx
2015 Apr 27, 11:34am
People were complaining about all the noise because they were jealous.
Dan8267
2015 Apr 27, 1:40pm
a little child and pussy
And your address is? I'll come visit you.
Oh Dan, didn't we go through this the other day? Why do you lie so much?
Translation: I'm the biggest pussy in the world. I'll ask for someone else's home address, but I'm too chicken-shit to reveal my own.
Isn't it just like a conservative to be a chicken-hawk?
Dan8267
2015 Apr 27, 1:55pm
You're coming North to NJ?
HA! I knew you lived in a NJ turnpike bathroom with a glory hole! Now you just need to specify which one.
Dan8267
2015 Apr 27, 4:21pm
I'm the biggest pussy in the world.
You certainly are!!!
So, are you coming North, or is just ANOTHER one of your lies?
Translation: I'm the biggest pussy in the world. I'll ask for someone else's home address, but I'm too chicken-shit to reveal my own.
So they asshole accusing other people of lying gets caught in another deliberate misquote. There's irony and then there is hypocrisy.
So, are you coming North, or is just ANOTHER one of your lies?
Translation: I'm still a pussy who won't give out his own address while demanding it from others. Perhaps I can defect this.
I go up north about once a year to visit family. Jersey ain't far from them. Of course, you're still not going to give out your address, you pussy. Man up and admit that your chickenshit now that I've called your bluff. You just wanted my address to cyberstalk me. You are as transparent as you are stupid.
Strategist
2015 Apr 27, 6:33pm
Hey, I hope you are going on the Royal Caribbean - Allure of the Seas, the world's largest cruise ship. I heard it's an awesome cruise ship.
Strategist
2015 Apr 27, 6:49pm
Hey, I hope you are going on the Royal Caribbean - Allure of the Seas, the world's largest cruise ship. I heard it's an awesome cruise ship.
We actually were considering that one, but decided to try a Norwegian just to try a new cruise line and go to islands we haven't visited yet.
BTW, why do you think Dan is sooooo afraid to meet?
Because you offered him no incentive to do so.
Strategist
2015 Apr 27, 7:35pm
I have to PAY him to meet with me?? Maybe if I offer him a new girlfriend, he will meet?
What if he wants you to be his next girl friend? What will your wife say?
You could "Kiss and Make Up" without the kiss. But then, Patnetters may have to give up the pleasure of reading all those insults. Dan may feel more confident with SBH present when you meet. :)
Dan8267
2015 Apr 27, 8:20pm
I told you, tell me when you're coming, I'm ready to meet. I'm in Ocean County... Name the place and time...
Your home address on July 4, 2015. Just reply with your home address. Actually, scan and post your driver's license because I think you'll lie about your home address.
BTW, why do you think Dan is sooooo afraid to meet?
Afraid to meet? How can I meet you when you keep chickening out and won't post your home address? Do you really think I'd give my home address to a psycho-chicken-fucker like you?
Dan8267
2015 Apr 27, 8:21pm
Dan may feel more confident with SBH present when you meet. :)
That would be awesome... I could meet Two psychopaths at the same time!!!
If SBH and I were to show up at your house, this is exactly how it would go...
Strategist
2015 Apr 27, 8:25pm
If SBH and I were to show up at your house, this is exactly how it would go...
You guys are so impolite.
Dan8267
2015 Apr 28, 12:13am
You can fuss and cry like a baby all you want. If you want to meet up, you're going to have to give your address, bitch. You have zero power to persuade me or anyone else to do anything. By the way, what kind of a loser is so obsessed with getting some stranger's address anyway? Christ, you must have no life whatsoever.
What time are the visiting hours at the insane asylum where you live? This will be the highlight of my trip...
I can imagine. You gotta stop making people so jealous, of the incredibly exciting trip you have planned. What could be better than flying in and out of PHL for a week long cruise. Everyone will be so jealous of you!!!
Well, as you said, the highlight of your trip would be meeting Dan, if he obliged
Ceffer
2015 Apr 28, 10:03am
Brooklyn is so proud of it's bukake crust pizza, it needs scores of squealing wankers and nymphomaniacs to meet the demand.
http://nypost.com/2015/04/23/meet-new-york-citys-loudest-lovers-according-to-311-calls/
One Brooklyn couple is making such wild whoopie that they have earned the title of loudest lovemakers in New York - garnering the most 311 complaints in the city from their angry neighbors.
The carnal clamoring by the couple living in Apt. D7 at 7201 Ridge Ave. in Bay Ridge has racked up a half-dozen complaints to 311 between October and December.
Witnesses say the screams of ecstasy echo through the six-story building.
"I'm on the second floor, and I hear them all the time. When I come in the night from work, a girl screaming every night - Papi, different kinds of names, in Spanish,†griped Omar Ramos. "[She] keeps screaming to continue, to not stop. Saturdays, it's louder. About 30 minutes to an hour, sometimes more than an hour.â€
A woman with bleach-blond hair answered the door at Apt. D7 and said, "It's my apartment. I'm not hurting anyone.â€
She then added, to no one's surprise, "I'm pregnant. I'm trying to get some rest†before slamming the door.
The man identified as her boyfriend, who does handiwork in the building, refused to comment. Police have responded to the house, but the sex sessions stop by the time they arrive.
The couple - and plenty of other horny Brooklynites - have helped make the borough the loudest for lovemaking in the city, according to a report by DNAinfo.
It found that 133 total complaints were filed over loud sex between Jan. 1, 2014, and Feb. 12, 2015, with 42 of them being in Kings County. Queens was the second-raunchiest borough, with 37 complaints. The Bronx had 31, and Manhattan recorded 23.
Staten Island, on the other hand, had zero complaints.
Sleepless residents in other parts of Brooklyn complained about bedposts banging against the wall - and one woman's "sex machine,†DNAinfo said.
"My neighbor is making too much noise. She has a sex machine and then she starts screaming, ‘Yes, yes, yes' for extended periods of time,†one complainant said on June 10 at 8:10 a.m.
"They are perverts who constantly bring more individuals to perform more extreme sexual activities.â€
An elderly resident from Bedford-Stuyvesant said hearing loud sex was taking a toll on his or her health.
"They are having sex, and noise is unbearable,†the neighbor complained in March last year.
"This is a chronic issue. I am a very sick senior that needs assistance with this matter.â€