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I didn't know RBES was in the hospital, congrats anyway


               
2015 May 22, 5:55pm   600 views  4 comments

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DAVID ROCKEFELLER’S SIXTH HEART TRANSPLANT SUCCESSFUL AT AGE 99

Billionaire philanthropist David Rockefeller has successfully undergone his sixth heart transplant in 38 years at the venerable age of 99 years old.

The heart transplant surgery, which lasted 6 hours and was done by a team of private surgeons at his principal residence, on the family estate in Pocantico Hills, New York, doesn’t seem to have tired the legendary business man known for his dynamism and cunningness.

His first heart transplant occurred in 1976 after a dramatic car accident led him to suffer a heart attack. He was operated 24 hours later and up and jogging a week later.

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1   Ceffer   2015 May 22, 6:19pm  

He's had fifty penis transplants since the age of 40, culled from impoverished Nubian warriors, who had to tie their pendulous organs around their knees before going into battle.
He kept ripping out the stitches in the hospital because he couldn't keep his hands off of them, and snapping them at the nurses as they walked by.

2   indigenous   2015 May 22, 6:26pm  

Would you use the adjective venerable to describe RBES?

3   Ceffer   2015 May 22, 7:38pm  

Maybe venereal.

4   Strategist   2015 May 22, 7:54pm  

indigenous says

DAVID ROCKEFELLER’S SIXTH HEART TRANSPLANT SUCCESSFUL AT AGE 99

Isn't that a waste of a heart? I mean he is 99 years old. I guess money does buy a heart.

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