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Pornhub is going to make a porn film in space
2015 Jun 11, 9:25am 1,471 views 6 comments
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Strategist
2015 Jun 11, 10:37am
Pornhub is going to make a porn film in space
This will be a super hit. The curiosity factor will make every human over age 10 want to see it.
Most brilliant idea ever. Shows the guys over at pornhub are not thinking with their dicks.
MisdemeanorRebel
2015 Jun 11, 10:39am
No Gravity = Erection Difficulty. Zero G = Whoopie very Difficult. When you push the cushion, you'll fly to the other side of the space capsule.
Strategist
2015 Jun 11, 7:15pm
Sex truly out of this world...
Best comment I have ever heard.
I would like to sign up for space sex. But I don't want Dan to claim his dick is bigger than mine.
Who would one want to go to space when they can join the Patnet circle jerk?
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/first-sex-in-space-pornhub-is-going-to-make-a-porn-film-in-space-10309285.html
In one small thrust for man and one giant leap for mankind, two people are set to have sex in space for the first time in human history, but for porn not procreation - Pornhub is crowdfunding a space mission to shoot an adult film in low-Earth orbit.
The site hopes to launch the mission and shoot Sexplorations in 2016, covering the pre and post-production costs itself but seeking $3.4 million from IndieGogo crowdfunders.
It's a huge target, but there's every chance it will be reached, with Pornhub receiving over 16 billion visits a year and all of the money being returned to investors if the goal isn't achieved.
Man has (at least as far as we know) never had sex in space, with astronauts on the International Space Station presumably being too busy with more important research. It is however thought to be physically possible to have intercourse in micro-gravity, and procreation is key to any potential colonisation of satellites or other planets.
In 2006, a Sex in Space panel was held at the Space Frontier Foundation's annual conference, with speakers from Nasa exploring the "biological, emotional, and physical issues that will confront people moving [off Earth] into the space environment".
Pornhub claims to be attempting the mammoth mission purely for "the love of science and sex", and the mind boggles as to what kind of scenes will be achieved in zero G.
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