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The Four Types of Drunks, According to Science


               
2015 Jul 17, 2:32pm   934 views  3 comments

by Dan8267   follow (4)  

http://time.com/3962251/four-drunk-types-ernest-hemingway-mary-poppins-nutty-professor-mr-hyde/

You know when you’re out with your friends at a bar, and you’ve all had the same amount to drink, yet one friend is giggling uncontrollably, another is telling a hilarious story to a group of strangers, a third is picking a fight with the bouncer, and the last is talking to the bartender as if those four Jägerbombs never happened? You might have wondered, well, what’s up with that? Science to the rescue.

#scitech

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1   Ceffer   2015 Jul 17, 11:27pm  

They must have been drunk when they thought up these idiotic categories.

2   Tenpoundbass   2015 Jul 18, 2:03pm  

Buzzed
Durnk
Schlonkered
and Mug Shot

3   Ceffer   2015 Jul 18, 8:12pm  

Mary Poppins was arrested for weaving while hang gliding her umbrella, and all of Ernest Hemingway's friends had been projectile vomited on at least once. The article is grossly misleading.

Only two types of drunks: not drunk enough, or too drunk to care.

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