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You just made my morning, Dan. Brains and Beauty and Character, all in one.

thunderlips11 says

You just made my morning, Dan. Brains and Beauty and Character, all in one.

Hey Rin. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Strategist says

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

That a glory hole business on the NJ turnpike is a brilliant idea? No.

Prosecutor in Crimea.. ..a position of power!
That's gonna piss some people off here.,...

Strategist says

Who else is in?

Republicans have too much morals. Don't think they'd be interested.

Strategist says

Republicans have too much morals.

OK, that was a good one. I fell on my ass laughing.

Paradise says

Oh, I thought that was an earthquake I felt...

No, that was just me banging your daughter.

The tie that's on my neck
It just appears black
Its soaked in blood like fields in morning sun
If you open up your minds (hey)
And open up your hearts (hey)
One day you'll all be eating maruchan!