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Gee, and I thought my life was wasted.

Yes, laughter would be a waste of life to a soulless troll like you. I also waste my time having frivolous sex with many beautiful women, something else you would never understand.

Jealousy is a dress that makes you look fat.

Well OK since I'm here...

Zipper pants, what the fuck where you thinking?
Spinning on cardboard on your head, to the music they were doing it to no less???
Members Only Jackets, the coolest one day jackets on the planet. After that they got a funky, dirty, dingy, and had an oily look and looked like a creep uniform.
8-bit "What do you MEAN Digital is better!?"
People with a satellite dish in their backyard that took up the space of a decent sized BBQ patio, and a television bigger than Fiat, while only acquiring a 44 inch screen in their living room, was at one time the envy of the neighborhood.
The Classic Coke hoax, where coke a cola cashing on some of that FDA corn industry subsidy money, ran a marketing campaign touting the new formula... "New and Improved" Coke, by swapping out the sugar and replacing it with HFCS. Their customers rebelled and threatened to switched to Pepsi. Coke a Cola caved and said they would bring back the regular Coke, so they made a new label and called it "Classic Coke", left the HFCS in just changed the Can. Everyone was happy and continued drinking a new toxic version of Coke and Cool Aid ever since.