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Strategist says

Shatuanee Greene

Probably an Obama supporter.

Bogus story.

Nothing about this article was remotely true: It was simply another clickbait story published by
Now8News a fake news designed to resemble a local television news outlet. And the story itself wasn't even original but rather a rip-off of a long-circulating urban legend about a female shopper who mistakenly believes she has been shot after a can of biscuits explodes inside her hot car.

http://www.snopes.com/cookie-dough-explodes-shoplifting-incident/

Booger says

Probably an Obama supporter.

Come on we were all thinking it right? right? right!

Blurtman says

Nothing about this article was remotely true: It was simply another clickbait story published by

Now8News a fake news

I say we get Kari from Myth Busters on it.

Strategist says

Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident.

Blurtman says

Nothing about this article was remotely true

Actually, I found the security footage online.

www.youtube.com/embed/fiZJJlFjzXY

Vaginas are constructed to cause insertions to explode inside them. That accounts for all the goddam kids.

Makes sense. Social services rewards her for using her vagina, so why not use it for shopping as well.

Strategist says

Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident.

Yet still smells like fish.

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident.

Yet still smells like fish.

Hose it down, and splash some "Chanel # 5"

Problem solved.

http://www.myfatpocket.com/sex-love/how-to-make-your-vagina-smell-taste-delicious.html

That lady must really like Christmas Cookies.

I will think twice before having cookies at a Open House again.

Since we all know that zzyzzx is going to say this thread is worthless without pictures, here are some snaps of the cookie pussies.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

CHRISTMAS CUNT COOKIES are a great American tradition!

My grandma used to make the best cookies! - CIC, Christmas 2015

Dan8267 says

Hey they look just like the cookies at the "Hello Pussy" store.

Isn't this more like it:

Ceffer says

Isn't this more like it:

Dan wouldn't know.

Those cookies have way more fuzz than any real woman today.

I'm trying to think of which ethnicity each cookie is supposed to go with.

Ceffer says

I'm trying to think of which ethnicity each cookie is supposed to go with.

I think the one with Purple Orange and Blue hair is Rosie Odonald's

Tenpoundbass says

Ceffer says

I'm trying to think of which ethnicity each cookie is supposed to go with.

I think the one with Purple Orange and Blue hair is Rosie Odonald's

I wonder which cookie would match Hillary and Michelle?

I think Hillary, Michelle, and Rosie would require Vagina-Cookie-Zillas with teeth.