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Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident.


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2015 Dec 17, 6:56pm   10,776 views  21 comments

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http://butthatsnoneofmybusiness.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-during-shoplifting-incident/

An incident coming out of Greenville, North Carolina is just one example of what some people will do around the holidays when they are short on cash. A 34-year-old mother of 3 is now under arrest after a shoplifting incident turned tragic.Witnesses say Shatuanee Greene entered the North Carolina Walmart on Sunday with her three children ages 5, 7,and 8 when she grabbed a can of pre-made Christmas cookie dough. CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her.

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1   Booger   2015 Dec 17, 6:57pm  

Strategist says

Shatuanee Greene

Probably an Obama supporter.

2   Blurtman   2015 Dec 17, 8:39pm  

Bogus story.

Nothing about this article was remotely true: It was simply another clickbait story published by
Now8News a fake news designed to resemble a local television news outlet. And the story itself wasn't even original but rather a rip-off of a long-circulating urban legend about a female shopper who mistakenly believes she has been shot after a can of biscuits explodes inside her hot car.

http://www.snopes.com/cookie-dough-explodes-shoplifting-incident/

3   Tenpoundbass   2015 Dec 17, 10:26pm  

Booger says

Probably an Obama supporter.

Come on we were all thinking it right? right? right!

4   Tenpoundbass   2015 Dec 17, 10:27pm  

Blurtman says

Nothing about this article was remotely true: It was simply another clickbait story published by

Now8News a fake news

I say we get Kari from Myth Busters on it.

5   Dan8267   2015 Dec 17, 10:28pm  

Strategist says

Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident.

Blurtman says

Nothing about this article was remotely true

Actually, I found the security footage online.

www.youtube.com/embed/fiZJJlFjzXY

6   Ceffer   2015 Dec 17, 11:36pm  

Vaginas are constructed to cause insertions to explode inside them. That accounts for all the goddam kids.

7   reggie   2015 Dec 18, 4:22am  

Makes sense. Social services rewards her for using her vagina, so why not use it for shopping as well.

9   Strategist   2015 Dec 18, 8:48am  

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident.

Yet still smells like fish.

Hose it down, and splash some "Chanel # 5"

11   MAGA   2015 Dec 18, 9:34am  

That lady must really like Christmas Cookies.

I will think twice before having cookies at a Open House again.

12   Dan8267   2015 Dec 18, 11:36am  

Since we all know that zzyzzx is going to say this thread is worthless without pictures, here are some snaps of the cookie pussies.

13   Dan8267   2015 Dec 18, 4:12pm  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

CHRISTMAS CUNT COOKIES are a great American tradition!

My grandma used to make the best cookies! - CIC, Christmas 2015

14   Strategist   2015 Dec 18, 6:11pm  

Dan8267 says

Hey they look just like the cookies at the "Hello Pussy" store.

15   Ceffer   2015 Dec 18, 7:56pm  

Isn't this more like it:

16   Strategist   2015 Dec 19, 7:33am  

Ceffer says

Isn't this more like it:

Dan wouldn't know.

17   Dan8267   2015 Dec 19, 3:27pm  

Those cookies have way more fuzz than any real woman today.

18   Ceffer   2015 Dec 19, 4:04pm  

I'm trying to think of which ethnicity each cookie is supposed to go with.

19   Tenpoundbass   2015 Dec 19, 4:35pm  

Ceffer says

I'm trying to think of which ethnicity each cookie is supposed to go with.

I think the one with Purple Orange and Blue hair is Rosie Odonald's

20   Strategist   2015 Dec 19, 4:53pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Ceffer says

I'm trying to think of which ethnicity each cookie is supposed to go with.

I think the one with Purple Orange and Blue hair is Rosie Odonald's

I wonder which cookie would match Hillary and Michelle?

21   Ceffer   2015 Dec 19, 4:58pm  

I think Hillary, Michelle, and Rosie would require Vagina-Cookie-Zillas with teeth.

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