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Trump: No my dick isn't small. Really guys. Really.


               
2016 Mar 5, 9:05pm   2,157 views  4 comments

by Dan8267   follow (4)  

I can't believe no one else has open a thread on this yet. In the last Republican debate Donald Drumpf is talking about his penis size. Yep, that's presidential material right there.

And why is Rubio obsessed with Drumpf's penis size to begin with?

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If Drumpf had half a brain, he would have said "I have a huge dick, and if you don't believe me, Rubio, ask your wife.". But of course, conservatives aren't even that witty.

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1   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Mar 5, 9:12pm  

lol. I was also thinking it was a half hearted defense for a guy so drawn to the hyperbolic. Yuge came to mind. Or to make a play on his wall talk... 'It just got two inches longer.'

It makes you wonder to what he is referring when he says 'little Marco.'

At least they didn't try to bet Marco $10K that his was bigger.

2   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Mar 5, 9:14pm  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

but then she found out it was prehensile!"

His supporters would not get that joke. Plus, that word has what, like 3 syllables? Plus the sentence structure was way too complicated.

3   Ceffer   2016 Mar 5, 10:18pm  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

If TRUMPFUCK wanted to prove his conservative credentials, he would have responded to MARCO MARCO THE HOWLING BOTTOM OF TALLY's quip by slamming up a monster hard on, tearing the pants off of MARCO MARCO THE HOWLING BOTTON OF TALLY and bloodying his asshole, before flipping him over and ripping out his eyes and skull fucking him in the name of CONSERVATIVE VALUES!

FAIL!

Do you really think such minimalism suffices here?

If TrumpFuck really had an organ of any note, he would have slapped Megyn across the face with it with it at the Fox debate and knocked off her false eyelashes.
The least he could have done is picked up the microphone with it and waved it around while screaming "Fuck you, ASSHOLES!"

Rubio the Howling Bottom is revealing that he is a size queen hoping to goad TrumpFuck into a size display.

4   Blurtman   2016 Mar 6, 8:09am  

Thankfully, no mention of the piercings.

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