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July was hot

jazz music says

@landtof

Cunt, you know nothing about me.

yeah yeah, we know nothing about you. or maybe we are sort of really aware of your kind:

landtof says

jazz music says

@landtof


Cunt, you know nothing about me.

yeah yeah, we know nothing about you. or maybe we are sort of really aware of your kind:

My guess.........
Jazz has been in prison 3 times for drug related offenses.
Still on probation.
Has no drivers license, because it was suspended.
Dead broke, and on welfare.
Wife dumped him long ago.

Ironman says

Strategist says

My guess.........


Jazz has been in prison 3 times for drug related offenses.


Still on probation.


Has no drivers license, because it was suspended.


Dead broke, and on welfare.


Wife dumped him long ago.

You forgot the last line:

He drinks... a LOT!!

Oops
He gets drunk with cheap beer.
Hey Shakespeare, how close am I?

jazz music says

Hmmm, so those are the things you fear for yourself. They had to come from somewhere.

ha ha ha. My last crime was a parking ticket, about 8 years ago.

jazz music says

Did you read that Rin, obviously me included, don't particularly react to TD's tits because he has sex when he chooses.

I get lots of sex, but a horny bastard like me wants more.

jazz music says

Don't you think TD will be offended at your spending all your attention on me when this thread is about her tits and Trump?

I doubt it. I'm sure she agrees with me.

jazz music says

Did you read that Rin, obviously me included, don't particularly react to TD's tits because he has sex when he chooses.

Oh c'mon Jazzy.... You aren't jumping on that crazy train, are you? He is out of his mind. He and I haven't had a direct exchange in over a year. Yet, he acts like we have regular conversations, or something. When have I even referred to him? Show me the post. Yet, he wants me to admit my lack of power over him. The guy's a loon!

As for my reasons... I made a bet in the spirit of someone outside the box getting past the establishment. I lost. I followed through with a promise. The post originated by me was deleted in 48 hours, as promised. I cannot control who copies what.

As for controlling people, get a grip. Just ask the Patnetters who had lunch with me during my visit to San Francisco a few weeks ago. I can barely control my kids. The only creatures I seem to have an unnatural ability with are dogs and cats. And they hardly ever notice my breasts, so I assure you... The estimates of their power are exaggerated. Though it may not be paranoia if others are really after you... You're giving me waaaaaay too much credit. I'm entirely too self absorbed to worry about who's thinking what.

So get off the crazy train. He has serious issues with his sister. He's fixated on me because there is something about me that seems to remind him of his sister. I wish I had been his sister. He'd be a much happier person. My brothers are super cool.

NICE rack!!!

That's making it great again!!!

Straight men (and normal, non-jealous, mentally healthy women) can appreciate a nice rack, whether YUUUGE, medium or small and perky!

Mentally ill transgenders and Q's (whatever those are) and feminazis can go fuck themselves with the robotic appliances they prefer!

IT'S TIME TO ADMIT THAT NORMAL, HEALTHY, SEXUAL IMPULSES (e.g. appreciating a nice set of ta-tas) is as AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE AND CONSISTENT WITH RED-BLOODED AMERICAN GREATNESS!!

zzyzzx says

Wait dude, is that the Amber Hahn who wears the glasses and has red hair? BOOOOIIIINNNNGGG

jazz music says

Strategist says

a horny bastard like me wants more.

You must be keeping only one hand on the computer then??? OMG gross!

I prefer the real thing. There is no substitute.

Give her a break. She's probably embarrassed to flop her flapjacks.

komputodo says

Give her a break. She's probably embarrassed to flop her flapjacks.

Whom are you referring to?

To whom are you referring?

Btw, this thread really needs to be renamed to Trump Tits or Tits for Trump.

Wow! TD has been all over the place lately.

Seriously, why would anyone want to take a nice sexy picture and then ruin it with Trumpaphenilia

All I've got to say is you must have a super cool Husband.

Tenpoundbass says

All I've got to say is you must have a super cool Husband.

He's exhausted, actually. It isn't easy being married to a woman who is partially naked and posing, alluringly, all the time. I let him rest during my frequent outfit, hair, and make-up changes, however.

I think Hope Solo's taco said "Trump" in there somewhere, but maybe that's just because it looked like a Rorschach test.

Ceffer says

I think Hope Solo's taco said "Trump" in there somewhere

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

TACOS FOR TRUMP!

Clits for Clinton is next no doubt.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrdYU_GW8AE2b9B.jpg

Amber Hahn is smooooookin' hot!

Trump Women rock!!!

#boner

zzyzzx is deplorable says

I love her. I would like to have a temporary marriage with her.

Will she do a double backflip and impale herself onto me and have my quadruplets for $500?

#erection

Trump women are soooo smokin' hot!

I wouldn't want to see the motley crew of hairy, bullet, unshaven, smelly beasts that forms the herd of water buffalo that are Hillary supporting women in anything remotely resembling bathing suits.

Wow, if Trump wins, there will be one of these chickens chicks in every pot! Now that I understand that, it really makes me want to vote for Trump!

NICE!

But back to being serious again for a moment, I think, to many of these chicks

Make America Great Again

is codespeak for

Get Me A Rich Sugar-Daddy Like Trump.

Trump causes public female hysteria that makes them ravening nymphoids giving sex away for free!

if you're a red-blooded, healthy, patriotic AMERICAN MALE, and this thread doesn't give you more wood than the nearest, large lumber yard...

...YOU'RE LOW ENERGY & LOW-T !!!

#erection

She looks a bit like Jewel Staite. <3