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If you shave it completely, it's very difficult to release gas silently. You've been warned.

A face squeegee for inferiors in the chain of hierarchy.

This evening's buzz kill: Loretta Lynch's butt hair with trapped corn kernels.

Dingleberry fertilizer. Keeps things crunchy.

Gives me a 2 millisecond warning if a woman passes silent gas while sitting on my face in the 69 position.

A few years ago I pondered this very deep philosophical question, and I came up with what turned out to be essentially answer #3 in the video: To prevent skin from rubbing directly against skin. Same thing with armpit hair.

justme says

To prevent skin from rubbing directly against skin. Same thing with armpit hair.

Then how come there isn't internal vagina hair?

turtledove says

If you shave it completely, it's very difficult to release gas silently. You've been warned.

Yuck. Unless this knowledge is from a male friend.

turtledove says

If you shave it completely, it's very difficult to release gas silently. You've been warned.

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FP says

Yuck. Unless this knowledge is from a male friend.

Oh come on, women have to fart, too.

Patnetters are the BUTTS of butt jokes!

Dan8267 says

Oh come on, women have to fart, too.

Yeah, but I assume a critical amount of butt hair is required to facilitate a silent fart, and that for a woman is too much.

I'd rather have a woman who farts loudly than one with immense butt hair.

Just braid her butt hair and use them as insertion handles and riding halter.

Dan8267 says

I'd rather have a woman who farts loudly than one with immense butt hair.

Then what are we arguing about?