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There is plenty of sex in politics.
D & R voters are continually screwing me.

Since dems accept the woman who got 123 million from wall street in bribes-err speeches, err contributions-as their champion to fight wall street, they must find this woman to be the sexiest of them all.

Oh, wait,...that's still politics.

Ok, I just had to dislike two posts in this thread. I've never hit the dislike button before. Let's put politics and personal insults aside, and work together to make this an inspiring thread.

www.youtube.com/embed/C6vinrXWxls

and another favorite:

that look at the camera is actually even better than her tits

ok got to stop after this one:

another great look at the camera

rando says

and another favorite:

Been trying to figure out WHO that is for years.

Is Patrick an ass man?

RIP, baby. You were a truly beautiful man. You were on my list of people I was allowed to have a dalliance with (without any blowback from my husband) if I ever had the opportunity. You broke my heart the day you died. Too pretty for this world, I suppose.

turtledove says

Is Patrick an ass man?

i believe in equal opportunity for T and A both.

marcus says

This one is the best.

Oh God. Why do you guys do this to me? I'm only human.

Are you into saber sex?

Strategic Renter says

Wow I can't believe how long she can keep that hula hoop going.

Those are SO real

Okay, folks... sexy is more subtle than animated gifs of a person masturbating. Please keep that in mind if you want the girls to play along. Or I'm going to ask Dan and CIC to have at it with every animation they can find of men ass-fucking each other and animals just to illustrate the fine line that exists between sexy, porn, and "yikes, I'm now blind."

As the nations waits for the Trump tax returns, this will have to do.... Photo courtesy of trumpdove, our newest member....

Melania Trump, NYC (1995)

turtledove says

Okay, folks... sexy is more subtle than animated gifs of a person masturbating. Please keep that in mind if you want the girls to play along. Or I'm going to ask Dan and CIC to have at it with every animation they can find of men ass-fucking each other and animals just to illustrate the fine line that exists between sexy, porn, and "yikes, I'm now blind."

Fine, but can you believe how long that girl can keep the hula hoop going?

Pathetic!

A bunch of sexual deprived buffoons, who sit around criticizing me ... yes, the Rin, for going up to Montreal, and actually f*cking hoes with nice t*ts and *sses.

Yes, I'd f*ck women, who look like your gifs above. But of course, I get criticized for not dating and drinking too much.

Don't you idiots get it, once I'm done with America, I'll be in Australia and going from whorehouse to whorehouse, f*cking hotties Down Under forever?

Rin says

A bunch of sexual deprived buffoons, who sit around criticizing me ... yes, the Rin, for going up to Montreal, and actually f*cking hoes with nice t*ts and *sses.

Fine, but can you believe how long that girl can keep the hula hoop going?

indigenous says

Fine, but can you believe how long that girl can keep the hula hoop going?

Trust me, if you were ejaculating on those t*ts, you wouldn't care!

Some from the 80s:
Kristin Imrie

Rachel Ashley

Oh God. My wife better not have a headache tonight.

And some newer chicks:

I'm pretty much a boob man, I admit.

How do you post a gif?

WorkInProgress says

How do you post a gif?

Just go to the gif and right click and copy the image address and paste it to Pat.net.

WorkInProgress says

How do you post a gif?

It's just a file. So you post it like this.