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What in the wild wide world of Nerdaphilia is going on here?

Now under New Management by @HunterTits

NOW i am getting crap from Yvette for sending home Aly. I wasn't getting anywhere with Aly, too much investment. So I sent her ass home.

Yvette comes to my room 10 days later and all upset, then pulls a 'I sure hope I don't get sent off the island' while all but crying.

I don't know if she's a manipulator like her sis is or its genuine. I am starting to suspect things at this point. Like why I am there and why the girls are there and why the rules are as they are, etc.

Never mix nerds with viagra.

This all sounds too soap opera. What ever happened to mindlessly consuming them as sex objects, then flinging them off.

I don't know what's going on there, but I like it anyway.

She was too busy giving me a BJ on the beach...

OK, it isn't, but that picture just strikes me as too much.

That's not from the game. I posted that long before.

That's not a tail.

So what is that thing shaking between her legs?

Onvacation says

So what is that thing shaking between her legs?

A butt plug tassle?

Ohmibod vibrator. They can be controlled remotely.

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