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I actually see these images as a political statement in a way.

It's the statement that heterosexuality is a good thing, something that brought us down to the present day.

HunterTits says

Only tits can feed babies actually brought into this world.

If it weren't for tits, there may not be any babies brought into this world....

I was attacked by a girl with a flaming red bush once. I almost drowned, and was picking red hairs out of my teeth for days.

Ceffer says

I was attacked by a girl with a flaming red bush once.

My first sexual encounter at 12, was a red head farm girl. Who at 11 could rope horses out in the pasture, and ride bareback.
She pretty much forced herself on me, which my pecker thought was hot, but I didn't. She was a rough Tomboy that talked like Renée Zellweger in that movie Cold Mountain.

Post 2601 may advance to the finals of the Perfect Tits contest.

Tenpoundbass says

Post 2601 may advance to the finals of the Perfect Tits contest.

I agree. Let's take a moment to review that picture again:

HunterTits says

Brunettes rock.

HunterTits says

Patrick says

I actually see these images as a political statement in a way.

It's the statement that heterosexuality is a good thing, something that brought us down to the present day.

Political statement in this?

That's a totally hetero picture actually, women performing for men.

Patrick says

That's a totally hetero picture actually, women performing for men.

Fact Check: True.

Legalize Hos.

Man, what wonderful bouncing funbags. Thanks @HunterTits.

Patrick says

That's a totally hetero picture actually, women performing for men.

I was in the friends zone with very hot Lesbian in my early 20's. She looked like one of those hot chicks in Robert Palmer videos.
Tight short dresses, jet black hair pulled back, high stiletto heels, bee sting lips. Her partner she lived with looked Goldie Hawn with reddish blonde hair.
One night they agreed they were going to tag team me. But Heather(my friend, one) wanted to go take a shower first. Out of the nervous anticipation, Diane and I started fondling and making out, just to get to know each other better. Heather came out of the bathroom and saw us making out, our clothes were still on though, and she lost her shit. She threw me out, and got into a knock down drag out with her girlfriend.

I know what not to do, the next time that situation ever arises. But unfortunately nothing like that has never happened again. It was a fluke once in a ten life times event, and I blew it by trying to seduce the girlfriend while her girlfriend was in the shower, getting ready fuck the shit out of me in Stereo. You're not supposed to do that.

You gotta wait and wait and wait and wait, and then you gotta wait some more.

Then... finally... she comes out of the Bathroom...

Tenpoundbass says

She looked like one of those hot chicks in Robert Palmer videos.

Supposedly influenced by the art of Patrick Nagel.

I had a two on one once, until one of my hands got tired.

CaptainHorsePaste says

You gotta wait and wait and wait and wait, and then you gotta wait some more.

Then... finally... she comes out of the Bathroom...

Yes even still to this day. Also is it just me or do women dawdle in the car for an unreasonably long time, when you arrive to your destination? I put the car in park, and spring out of my seat, out the door and standing in the back with the key fob in hand(Used to have to wait by the door, so I could lock it). And it seems like I could go shopping and be back before she gets out of the car. Then when she finally does exit the car, she does a final inspection of where she sat, and everything around it before finally closing the door. It really Ralph Crandon's me, when we're finally stepping away, and she exclaims, "Oh Wait!" then runs back to the car and I have to unlock it again.

Tenpoundbass says

is it just me or do women dawdle in the car for an unreasonably long time, when you arrive to your destination?

It is not just you. My wife does that as well.

I would let any of these women go down on my wife while I watch

Morena Baccarin, actress

Tenpoundbass says

CaptainHorsePaste says

You gotta wait and wait and wait and wait, and then you gotta wait some more.

Then... finally... she comes out of the Bathroom...

Yes even still to this day. Also is it just me or do women dawdle in the car for an unreasonably long time, when you arrive to your destination? I put the car in park, and spring out of my seat, out the door and standing in the back with the key fob in hand(Used to have to wait by the door, so I could lock it). And it seems like I could go shopping and be back before she gets out of the car. Then when she finally does exit the car, she does a final inspection of where she sat, and everything around it before finally closing the door. It really Ralph Crandon's me, when we're finally stepping away, and she exclaims, "Oh Wait!" then runs back to the car and I have to unlock it again.

My pet peeve is when you've got to drive a while away, they put on the makeup and change the outfit for the 7th time, check their purse 500x, and then they give you 15 minutes to go half an hour, and are bitching about being late. When you were ready an hour before them.

The #1 annoying thing about women:

CaptainHorsePaste says

My pet peeve is when you've got to drive a while away, they put on the makeup and change the outfit for the 7th time, check their purse 500x, and then they give you 15 minutes to go half an hour, and are bitching about being late. When you were ready an hour before them.

She'll text or call me, out back in my Office/Studio/Mancave and ask, "Are you ready?" or ask me to go somewhere with her. I take about 5 minutes to collect myself and gather everything required for that errand, and be standing by the door with the keys, and she then starts the routine you described. I keep telling her, let me know when you're ready to go, before you ask me to go.

So other times when She's ready to go, but she knows there's a few things me or someone else going along will have to do first, she darts out the door and is sitting in the car blowing the horn.

I think it's a timing issue, that why women aren't in the top 100 spot of best musicians. Singers yes but not musicians.

I just got a case of Yellow Fever.

Not exacty.

There was no hand on left tit in your old avatar.

Boing boing boing... thanks @HunterTits for lowering my blood pressure.

If she keeps doing that eventually that anchor is going to snag a nipple.

Us sailors know about these kind of things.

I'd like to sail my ship in her Bermuda triangle.

She's aiming for an anchor baby.

HunterTits says

Very nice.

I'm thankful for bouncing bosums.

I have to say I prefer the tits pictures to the animations.

Yes, how about a few more subtle things. From a more reserved time.







Egads! Why could I not have been born to be a young man in the 50's?!

Love em all. BBBBBBBBRT. Wish the blonde chick in the last one didn't have nasty tats.

Ahhhh, my blood pressure is coming down.

BOING BOING.. Chick in #2675? #2673?

HunterTits says

Who cares? :)

Must see more floppy happies.

Yeeehah!!!

HunterTits says

Bridgette B. I should hope I'd get a chance to fuck her before I die.

Yes, and some guy is actually paid to do her.

HunterTits says

Man, she is cute.

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