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HunterTits says

She looks Hella fun.

Actually sexier than 90% of what was posted here in the last few weeks.




If I wanted to get randy from pictures or Videos, I could find sexier better lookers, than the animated thots that were posted.

WineHorror1 says

HunterTits says

She looks Hella fun.

HotFallingDevil

not as much as these
Patrick says

Now that's worth fighting for. Just keep your hand on your wallet and don't marry them to bring them over.

Lol, I've had dreams like that.

Patrick says

Lol, I've had dreams like that.

All over your pillow, I presume.

AmericanKulak says

Just keep your hand on your wallet and don't marry them to bring them over.

They have the same millions of years of evolution to counter your strategies, and as the egg bearers, even more. You're toast eventually, at least until you become so gun shy you tie your dick in a knot and avoid them altogether.

Ceffer says

They have the same millions of years of evolution to counter your strategies, and as the egg bearers, even more. You're toast eventually, at least until you become so gun shy you tie your dick in a knot and avoid them altogether.

Copulins,dripping from the vag. Acts like that fungus that takes over Ants in the Amazon.

I have no idea what a copulin is, but I like it already.

Always N95 up around the hotties.
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/1474704916643328?source=patrick.net

Wow, copulins seem to be a thing:

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/1474704916643328?source=patrick.net

Ah, seems to be the same paper as in previous comment.

Interesting that it seems pretty easy to synthesize artificial copulins which work.

Very interesting! In the late 90s when I was working on the human genome project (discovered lots of genes) I came across a set of our pheromone genes. It wasn't too difficult because we'd found them in rats, mice, dogs, gorilla, chimp etc. I just had to fish out the human versions and align them. That's a bit of an over simplification but that's generally it. They are also pretty small gpcrs (g-protein coupled receptors) if I recall.

Well, they all had frame shifts in them so they def didn't work in humans. For example if a working gene was composed of the dna sentence:

The dog chased the ball at the park.

And you delete a letter it becomes nonsense:

The dog casedt heb alla tthe park.

These copulins are something different I was not aware of!

Is a copulin, like, genetic beer?

Copulins are essentially a "cock come hither" signal by ovulating women (who aren't on the pill). Kind of like the massively swollen labia of female chimpanzees in heat:




EDIT: this is female baboon. How do you say "Me so horny!" in baboon?

EDIT 2: Sorry @ Huntertits for contaminating his great public service thread. Please forgive me.

Are money, power, status and cocaine also copulins?

LOLOLOL

I SOLVED THE ETERNAL BATTLE OF THE SEXES

HunterTits says

Mickey Rourke in 9 1/2 Weeks: "Have you ever had a chick with a heart-shaped ass? Man, you haven't lived until you've had a chick with a heart-shaped ass."

I have to agree.

EDIT: I just noticed the camel toes on 4/5 of the THOTs.

HunterTits says

Something's wrong with her cochie area.

Hunter, I want you to know I appreciate you wading thru all the crappy pics to bring us your curated best!

/SALUTE

HunterTits says

WineHorror1 says

Something's wrong with her cochie area.

I think she is holding something. A towel? Or maybe some sort of ceramic thing? Dunno.

Yep, you're right. I thought it was a bad photoshop job.

HunterTits says

A towel? Or maybe some sort of ceramic thing? Dunno.

A napkin, considerately provided for your dining pleasure.

Ceffer says

HunterTits says

A towel? Or maybe some sort of ceramic thing? Dunno.

A napkin, considerately provided for your dining pleasure.

Yes, a napkin. Hopefully not hanging on the tip of her penis.

HunterTits says

"I've got a penis?!"

J/K

What happened to little asses? Why do all the chicks have to have muscular thighs?

This is the Hottentot-ization of beauty.

AmericanKulak says

What happened to little asses? Why do all the chicks have to have muscular thighs?

This is the Hottentot-ization of beauty.

What's not to like about a heart-shaped ass? (Channeling my inner Micky Rourke) Man, you haven't lived until you've had a chick with a heart-shaped ass.

AmericanKulak says

"I've got a penis?!"

J/K

She gets more penises than she can handle.

90%+ of these hotties have no tats.

Is it tit for tat, or tats for tits? I'm confused.

I have to thank you for avoiding tattooed women @HunterTits

Tattoo are a disaster on women.

Patrick says

Tattoo are a disaster on women.

Like Liberal (Amount of) Bumper Stickers on a Porsche

Patrick says

Tattoo are a disaster on women.

Amen.

Ain't nobody in the history of humankind who has improved himself, or especially herself, by putting silly graffiti on the skin.

A gal's skin is one of her potentially greatest attractive assets. Baby, you are not going to make it better with silly drawings.

Could anybody improve on this?

RERUN!

and that's ok

Seems to work for me now.

There was a problem a few minutes ago, network slowness or something. I thought maybe it was just my ISP.

Houston, we have a problem. This is the sexy picture thread. Just now, something has gone terribly wrong.

Thanks @HunterTits spammer has been nuked.

I though Japanese girls had pixilated gens.

HeadSet says

I though Japanese girls had pixilated gens.

The Japanese 'pussy recognition software' must have registered them as hairy caterpillars.

HunterTits says

Amazin'.