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Sexy Picture Thread


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1967   just_passing_through   2022 Jan 30, 11:46am  

Very interesting! In the late 90s when I was working on the human genome project (discovered lots of genes) I came across a set of our pheromone genes. It wasn't too difficult because we'd found them in rats, mice, dogs, gorilla, chimp etc. I just had to fish out the human versions and align them. That's a bit of an over simplification but that's generally it. They are also pretty small gpcrs (g-protein coupled receptors) if I recall.

Well, they all had frame shifts in them so they def didn't work in humans. For example if a working gene was composed of the dna sentence:

The dog chased the ball at the park.

And you delete a letter it becomes nonsense:

The dog casedt heb alla tthe park.

These copulins are something different I was not aware of!
1968   Ceffer   2022 Jan 30, 1:47pm  

Is a copulin, like, genetic beer?
1969   stereotomy   2022 Jan 30, 2:20pm  

Copulins are essentially a "cock come hither" signal by ovulating women (who aren't on the pill). Kind of like the massively swollen labia of female chimpanzees in heat:




EDIT: this is female baboon. How do you say "Me so horny!" in baboon?

EDIT 2: Sorry @ Huntertits for contaminating his great public service thread. Please forgive me.
1970   Ceffer   2022 Jan 30, 2:43pm  

Are money, power, status and cocaine also copulins?
1972   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 30, 4:45pm  

I SOLVED THE ETERNAL BATTLE OF THE SEXES

1974   stereotomy   2022 Feb 6, 11:09am  

HunterTits says


Mickey Rourke in 9 1/2 Weeks: "Have you ever had a chick with a heart-shaped ass? Man, you haven't lived until you've had a chick with a heart-shaped ass."

I have to agree.

EDIT: I just noticed the camel toes on 4/5 of the THOTs.
1975   GNL   2022 Feb 7, 8:49am  

HunterTits says

Something's wrong with her cochie area.
1976   rocketjoe79   2022 Feb 7, 12:10pm  

Hunter, I want you to know I appreciate you wading thru all the crappy pics to bring us your curated best!

/SALUTE
1977   GNL   2022 Feb 7, 2:44pm  

HunterTits says
WineHorror1 says
Something's wrong with her cochie area.


I think she is holding something. A towel? Or maybe some sort of ceramic thing? Dunno.

Yep, you're right. I thought it was a bad photoshop job.
1978   Ceffer   2022 Feb 7, 4:11pm  

HunterTits says
A towel? Or maybe some sort of ceramic thing? Dunno.

A napkin, considerately provided for your dining pleasure.
1979   HeadSet   2022 Feb 8, 8:35am  

Ceffer says
HunterTits says
A towel? Or maybe some sort of ceramic thing? Dunno.

A napkin, considerately provided for your dining pleasure.

Yes, a napkin. Hopefully not hanging on the tip of her penis.
1980   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 8, 2:44pm  

HunterTits says


"I've got a penis?!"

J/K
1981   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 8, 2:45pm  

What happened to little asses? Why do all the chicks have to have muscular thighs?

This is the Hottentot-ization of beauty.
1982   stereotomy   2022 Feb 8, 2:47pm  

AmericanKulak says
What happened to little asses? Why do all the chicks have to have muscular thighs?

This is the Hottentot-ization of beauty.


What's not to like about a heart-shaped ass? (Channeling my inner Micky Rourke) Man, you haven't lived until you've had a chick with a heart-shaped ass.
1983   Onvacation   2022 Feb 8, 2:56pm  

AmericanKulak says
"I've got a penis?!"

J/K

She gets more penises than she can handle.
1984   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 9, 10:13am  

90%+ of these hotties have no tats.
1985   Ceffer   2022 Feb 9, 10:26am  

Is it tit for tat, or tats for tits? I'm confused.
1986   Patrick   2022 Feb 12, 4:13pm  

I have to thank you for avoiding tattooed women @HunterTits

Tattoo are a disaster on women.
1987   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 12, 4:14pm  

Patrick says
Tattoo are a disaster on women.


Like Liberal (Amount of) Bumper Stickers on a Porsche
1988   Kepi   2022 Feb 12, 6:44pm  

Patrick says
Tattoo are a disaster on women.


Amen.

Ain't nobody in the history of humankind who has improved himself, or especially herself, by putting silly graffiti on the skin.

A gal's skin is one of her potentially greatest attractive assets. Baby, you are not going to make it better with silly drawings.

Could anybody improve on this?

1989   Onvacation   2022 Feb 13, 8:17pm  

RERUN!

and that's ok
1990   Patrick   2022 Feb 13, 8:35pm  

Seems to work for me now.

There was a problem a few minutes ago, network slowness or something. I thought maybe it was just my ISP.
1991   Kepi   2022 Feb 14, 9:59pm  

Houston, we have a problem. This is the sexy picture thread. Just now, something has gone terribly wrong.
1992   Patrick   2022 Feb 14, 10:34pm  

Thanks @HunterTits spammer has been nuked.
1993   HeadSet   2022 Feb 16, 9:42am  

I though Japanese girls had pixilated gens.
1994   Ceffer   2022 Feb 16, 10:04am  

HeadSet says
I though Japanese girls had pixilated gens.

The Japanese 'pussy recognition software' must have registered them as hairy caterpillars.
1996   Rin   2022 Feb 16, 1:46pm  

I see some of the Rin Stacker up there ...

https://patrick.net/post/1338171/2021-02-18-the-rin-stacker


























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1997   Patrick   2022 Feb 19, 10:16pm  

HunterTits says


For some reason this one seems like a good long-term bet to me.
1998   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 19, 11:37pm  

Getting almost motion sickness.

Thanks, Hunter_Tits!
1999   Patrick   2022 Feb 23, 10:53pm  

Amusing, but also a bit disturbing.
2000   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 24, 1:58am  

HunterTits says


Somebody went buckwild with the photoshop around the ribs.
2001   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 2, 3:37pm  

HunterTits says


That could be shot anywhere. And what exactly does it prove?
2004   just_passing_through   2022 Mar 2, 8:03pm  

HunterTits says
Eric Holder says
And what exactly does it prove?


That it was shot somewhere.


That mermaids are for realz! Somebody caught one that lucky fucker.

Can't get it's legs apart tho because it ain't got no legs..
2005   rocketjoe79   2022 Mar 2, 10:57pm  

AmericanKulak says

This one is a plastic doll. You knew that, rite?
2006   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 2, 11:25pm  

Thermoplastic Elastomer, to be precise.

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