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Ceffer says

HunterTits says

A towel? Or maybe some sort of ceramic thing? Dunno.

A napkin, considerately provided for your dining pleasure.

Yes, a napkin. Hopefully not hanging on the tip of her penis.

HunterTits says

"I've got a penis?!"

J/K

What happened to little asses? Why do all the chicks have to have muscular thighs?

This is the Hottentot-ization of beauty.

AmericanKulak says

What happened to little asses? Why do all the chicks have to have muscular thighs?

This is the Hottentot-ization of beauty.

What's not to like about a heart-shaped ass? (Channeling my inner Micky Rourke) Man, you haven't lived until you've had a chick with a heart-shaped ass.

AmericanKulak says

"I've got a penis?!"

J/K

She gets more penises than she can handle.

90%+ of these hotties have no tats.

Is it tit for tat, or tats for tits? I'm confused.

I have to thank you for avoiding tattooed women @HunterTits

Tattoo are a disaster on women.

Patrick says

Tattoo are a disaster on women.

Like Liberal (Amount of) Bumper Stickers on a Porsche

Patrick says

Tattoo are a disaster on women.

Amen.

Ain't nobody in the history of humankind who has improved himself, or especially herself, by putting silly graffiti on the skin.

A gal's skin is one of her potentially greatest attractive assets. Baby, you are not going to make it better with silly drawings.

Could anybody improve on this?

RERUN!

and that's ok

Seems to work for me now.

There was a problem a few minutes ago, network slowness or something. I thought maybe it was just my ISP.

Houston, we have a problem. This is the sexy picture thread. Just now, something has gone terribly wrong.

Thanks @HunterTits spammer has been nuked.

I though Japanese girls had pixilated gens.

HeadSet says

I though Japanese girls had pixilated gens.

The Japanese 'pussy recognition software' must have registered them as hairy caterpillars.

HunterTits says

Amazin'.

I see some of the Rin Stacker up there ...

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HunterTits says

For some reason this one seems like a good long-term bet to me.

Getting almost motion sickness.

Thanks, Hunter_Tits!

Amusing, but also a bit disturbing.

HunterTits says

Somebody went buckwild with the photoshop around the ribs.

HunterTits says

That could be shot anywhere. And what exactly does it prove?

HunterTits says

Eric Holder says

And what exactly does it prove?

That it was shot somewhere.

That mermaids are for realz! Somebody caught one that lucky fucker.

Can't get it's legs apart tho because it ain't got no legs..

AmericanKulak says

This one is a plastic doll. You knew that, rite?

Thermoplastic Elastomer, to be precise.

HunterTits says

We have one as POTUS. So so what? 😀

It's the difference between one you want to fuck and the other you don't want fucking you.

rocketjoe79 says

This one is a plastic doll. You knew that, rite?

Good grief, are the makers of these plastic dolls getting good at their craft or what?

It really did take me more than a second to recognize the image as artificial.

Just wait maybe seven or eight years, the young gals then just might be up against some serious competition.

Touch TPE "skin", 90% of the way there. Some come with heaters that warm them up to human temps.

There are already heads with CPUs now, the eyes will follow you and they will remember what you told them, and talk, basic for now...

"Oh Honey, don't forget Tucker comes on at 8, our favorite show! And please wear a jacket, it is 50 degrees outside."

The locomotion is the hard part, but who knows? In a decade they can dust, mop, and sweep and maybe interface with the toaster and coffee machine.

AmericanKulak says

The locomotion is the hard part, but who knows? In a decade they can dust, mop, and sweep and maybe interface with the toaster and coffee machine.

Hopium. There aren't going to improve on a real woman.

richwicks says

Hopium. There aren't going to improve on a real woman.

Powdered delicious Ice Tea vs. Traditional Ice Tea, which is occasionally better, but more often bitter AF if it's not made right. Especially if it sits around too long, and more and more people don't know how to make a good traditional iced tea anymore.

No chance of losing half your shit, getting a "Surprise", or catching the Clap. Or Nagging.

Or the old leasee slashing your tires at 2AM.

Switch out models or just the face whenever you feel like it.

"Off Button" when you need to concentrate on more important shit.

Eliminates the "Crazy vs. Hot" Axis

Once they can do back and foot rubs, kiss organics goodbye.

HunterTits says

Kepi says

Good grief, are the makers of these plastic dolls getting good at their craft or what?

Nah. Industry hasn't hit the mature stage yet. You'll know when the dolls start divorcing you and taking everything you have.

Haha! Good one.

Wow. Got a higher-res image of her?

First dibs.

HunterTits says

Kepi says

Good grief, are the makers of these plastic dolls getting good at their craft or what?

Nah. Industry hasn't hit the mature stage yet. You'll know when the dolls start divorcing you and taking everything you have.

New SJW Mantra: "Dolls are people too!!"

AmericanKulak says

Touch TPE "skin", 90% of the way there. Some come with heaters that warm them up to human temps.

There are already heads with CPUs now, the eyes will follow you and they will remember what you told them, and talk, basic for now...

"Oh Honey, don't forget Tucker comes on at 8, our favorite show! And please wear a jacket, it is 50 degrees outside."

The locomotion is the hard part, but who knows? In a decade they can dust, mop, and sweep and maybe interface with the toaster and coffee machine.

Interesting. Men want a robot that mimics a full woman and body in real time. All women want is a dis-embodied dick (dildoe).

HeadSet says

Interesting. Men want a robot that mimics a full woman and body in real time. All women want is a dis-embodied dick (dildoe).

Dolls/Robots don't come with $200k jobs, ha!

Interestingly, the women that DO have dolls usually make them do buttsecks with each other. They all have that Bard/Prince/80s eyeliner crooner/Bi-sexual Pirate/Tall Vampire look, if I'm articulating it right. But that might be a weight limitation, a buff male doll would be too heavy to move for the chicks.

When they have clothing on.

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