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Amusing, but also a bit disturbing.

HunterTits says

Somebody went buckwild with the photoshop around the ribs.

HunterTits says

That could be shot anywhere. And what exactly does it prove?

HunterTits says

Eric Holder says

And what exactly does it prove?

That it was shot somewhere.

That mermaids are for realz! Somebody caught one that lucky fucker.

Can't get it's legs apart tho because it ain't got no legs..

AmericanKulak says

This one is a plastic doll. You knew that, rite?

Thermoplastic Elastomer, to be precise.

HunterTits says

We have one as POTUS. So so what? 😀

It's the difference between one you want to fuck and the other you don't want fucking you.

rocketjoe79 says

This one is a plastic doll. You knew that, rite?

Good grief, are the makers of these plastic dolls getting good at their craft or what?

It really did take me more than a second to recognize the image as artificial.

Just wait maybe seven or eight years, the young gals then just might be up against some serious competition.

Touch TPE "skin", 90% of the way there. Some come with heaters that warm them up to human temps.

There are already heads with CPUs now, the eyes will follow you and they will remember what you told them, and talk, basic for now...

"Oh Honey, don't forget Tucker comes on at 8, our favorite show! And please wear a jacket, it is 50 degrees outside."

The locomotion is the hard part, but who knows? In a decade they can dust, mop, and sweep and maybe interface with the toaster and coffee machine.

AmericanKulak says

The locomotion is the hard part, but who knows? In a decade they can dust, mop, and sweep and maybe interface with the toaster and coffee machine.

Hopium. There aren't going to improve on a real woman.

richwicks says

Hopium. There aren't going to improve on a real woman.

Powdered delicious Ice Tea vs. Traditional Ice Tea, which is occasionally better, but more often bitter AF if it's not made right. Especially if it sits around too long, and more and more people don't know how to make a good traditional iced tea anymore.

No chance of losing half your shit, getting a "Surprise", or catching the Clap. Or Nagging.

Or the old leasee slashing your tires at 2AM.

Switch out models or just the face whenever you feel like it.

"Off Button" when you need to concentrate on more important shit.

Eliminates the "Crazy vs. Hot" Axis

Once they can do back and foot rubs, kiss organics goodbye.

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Kepi says

Good grief, are the makers of these plastic dolls getting good at their craft or what?

Nah. Industry hasn't hit the mature stage yet. You'll know when the dolls start divorcing you and taking everything you have.

Haha! Good one.

Wow. Got a higher-res image of her?

First dibs.

HunterTits says

Kepi says

Good grief, are the makers of these plastic dolls getting good at their craft or what?

Nah. Industry hasn't hit the mature stage yet. You'll know when the dolls start divorcing you and taking everything you have.

New SJW Mantra: "Dolls are people too!!"

AmericanKulak says

Touch TPE "skin", 90% of the way there. Some come with heaters that warm them up to human temps.

There are already heads with CPUs now, the eyes will follow you and they will remember what you told them, and talk, basic for now...

"Oh Honey, don't forget Tucker comes on at 8, our favorite show! And please wear a jacket, it is 50 degrees outside."

The locomotion is the hard part, but who knows? In a decade they can dust, mop, and sweep and maybe interface with the toaster and coffee machine.

Interesting. Men want a robot that mimics a full woman and body in real time. All women want is a dis-embodied dick (dildoe).

HeadSet says

Interesting. Men want a robot that mimics a full woman and body in real time. All women want is a dis-embodied dick (dildoe).

Dolls/Robots don't come with $200k jobs, ha!

Interestingly, the women that DO have dolls usually make them do buttsecks with each other. They all have that Bard/Prince/80s eyeliner crooner/Bi-sexual Pirate/Tall Vampire look, if I'm articulating it right. But that might be a weight limitation, a buff male doll would be too heavy to move for the chicks.

When they have clothing on.

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Onvacation says

When they have clothing on.

File Allocation Table 32.

FJB says

File Allocation Table 32.

What does a 90's Microsoft file format have to do with this?

HeadSet says

FJB says

File Allocation Table 32.

What does a 90's Microsoft file format have to do with this?

It's a euphamism for fat chick: FAT32

FJB says

It's a euphamism for fat chick: FAT32

OK, seems obvious now.

Best looking gal in over 10 days.

HunterTits says

Lovely.

You slacked off on the 13th.

FJB says

You slacked off on the 13th.

You spelled "jacked" wrong.

HunterTits says

Nata Lee before her boob job:

Before?

Why would anyone want to mess those up?

Looks like Tulsi Gabbard in her younger days.

HunterTits says

Beautiful

HunterTits says

Another St. Patrick's Day one.

WOW!!!!! A winner.

Got my Irish up. Or, at least a part of it.

That wrinkly ugly ass over sized bikini is a big No No!
What a turn off in that get up.

HunterTits says

HunterTits says

Oh yeah, let those titties be free. Shake-n-bake baby.

The Foxx that rocks at 60. GILF.

HunterTits says

Is that the girl with the famous animated gif of her bouncing into her jeans? Wish I could find that for comparison.

Patrick says

Is that the girl with the famous animated gif of her bouncing into her jeans? Wish I could find that for comparison.

Eggzactly what I was thinking when I saw it.

I think it was someone on here named roomore that had that?