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Dan8267 says

OK, who are the five people I have to go through to get a date with Taylor Swift?

There is no shortage of beautiful women. They are all around, every day. Why focus on just Taylor Swift among so many?

You want six degrees of separation, cut a raspy, loud fart in a crowded elevator.

You might even get eight to ten.

rando says

There is no shortage of beautiful women. They are all around, every day. Why focus on just Taylor Swift among so many?

She's far more than beautiful. She's intelligent, funny, talented, charismatic, and unlike the vast majority of women today, virtuous. Plus, I've always wanted to be immortalized in song for future generations.

Dan8267 says

and unlike the vast majority of women today, virtuous

Hmm virtuous? How so????

lostand confused says

Hmm virtuous? How so????

Meaning not sexually promiscuous like most women, especially most really hot music stars. She's the anti-Miley. Not that there's anything wrong with sexual promiscuity, but it's not what men seek in lifelong mates. There's a trade off between short term and long term sexual strategies.

It's actually rather easy. I know one of the cousin's of G.W. Bush and thus, I'm 2 points away from most politicians.

And on the other side, my senior partners know the music and media execs and thus, that makes me 3 points away from many singers and actors.

Thus, if you know me, you're 4 degrees from Taylor Swift.

OK, Rin, hook me up and I owe you big time.