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Dan8267 says

OK, who are the five people I have to go through to get a date with Taylor Swift?

There is no shortage of beautiful women. They are all around, every day. Why focus on just Taylor Swift among so many?

You want six degrees of separation, cut a raspy, loud fart in a crowded elevator.

You might even get eight to ten.

rando says

There is no shortage of beautiful women. They are all around, every day. Why focus on just Taylor Swift among so many?

She's far more than beautiful. She's intelligent, funny, talented, charismatic, and unlike the vast majority of women today, virtuous. Plus, I've always wanted to be immortalized in song for future generations.

Dan8267 says

and unlike the vast majority of women today, virtuous

Hmm virtuous? How so????