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402   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 8:55pm  

Doubt it. His naughty words are old grey pubed crap.

403   justme   2016 Nov 8, 8:55pm  

I'm a hideous democratic socialist.

404   Y   2016 Nov 8, 8:56pm  

Red states will now lead mother webster to the promised land...

405   anonymous   2016 Nov 8, 8:56pm  

My penis grew by 25% in length when Trump won Wisconsin.

406   SoTex   2016 Nov 8, 8:56pm  

Rew says

Pot looks like it passes. We can smoke our way through the next four years I suppose. FUUuuuuuu ....hhhh ...

Hooked up with a hottie that works at a dispensary last weekend. She told me she hopes recreational doesn't pass in CA because:

- It'll be taxed heavily and all the money goes to one billionaire
- Under age 21 first time caught in possession is mandatory 6 months jail time
- They'll have to quit selling all derived products. Only buds, no edibles - to protect kids

407   anonymous   2016 Nov 8, 8:57pm  

just any guy says

Imagine all the votes for Johnson that were taken away from Trump and not Hillary.

Here, here

I filled out the whole ballot

Even flipped it over to vote no to keep judges around five more years of senility

I sat there a minute and looked at the Pence part, and was like I can't do it. Almost wrote in Bernie but went with cannabis Johnson vote instead

#neverhillary

408   freespeechforever   2016 Nov 8, 8:58pm  

Trump is VERY close to winning Iowa, New Hampshire, WISCONSIN and Arizona.

That would do it, even if he were to lose Michigan & Pennsylvania (and Trump is close even in Pennsylvania).

Hillary is being prepped to make a concession speech as I write this.

409   turtledove   2016 Nov 8, 8:58pm  

I was waiting for the had great boobs?

Come on Tdove. It's the new America. Even I get to say shit like that now. ;)
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No worries. I had it coming. It's the risk one takes.

410   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 8, 8:58pm  


freespeechforever says

Trump is VERY close to winning Iowa, New Hampshire, WISCONSIN and Arizona.

That would do it, even if he were to lose Michigan & Pennsylvania (and Trump is close even in Pennsylvania).

One point out in PA with 20% left. Could happen.

411   Dan8267   2016 Nov 8, 8:59pm  

Why Trump won. Seth Myers demonstrates why.

www.youtube.com/embed/HvV2JY8kbgI

Instead of listening to the Bernie or Bust voters, especially all the independent and swing voters, the Democrats just expected that anyone who isn't a die-hard conservative would automatically vote for Hillary out of fear of a Trump presidency. That assumption proved wrong. If the fear of Trump wasn't enough to get primary voters, die-hard Democrats, to vote for Bernie, the candidate guaranteed to beat Trump, then why would that fear persuade independent and swing voters?

The DNC's tactic of fear has utterly failed. Now the Democrats and all mainstream media and Hollywood have to acknowledge that you cannot shame or scare voters into voting how you want them to. You actually have to listen to the people who say, "Hey, we want to vote for a Democrat, but we cannot vote for Hillary. Give us another choice or lose the election.". Those people are being honest, and if you ignore them then you don't get their votes. Learn.

412   Y   2016 Nov 8, 9:00pm  

They won't.

Dan8267 says

Now the Democrats and all mainstream media and Hollywood have to acknowledge that you cannot shame or scare voters into voting how you want them to. You actually have to listen to the people who say, "Hey, we want to vote for a Democrat, but we cannot vote for Hillary. Give us another choice or lose the election.

413   anonymous   2016 Nov 8, 9:01pm  

Is this in the bag yet?

We're not prematurely celebrating are we

414   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 9:01pm  

turtledove says

No worries. I had it coming. It's the risk one takes.

Very lady like doll. Salute.

415   justme   2016 Nov 8, 9:01pm  

Judy Woodruff on PBS has had her patented look of grave concern on her face since 6pm PST. She just cannot fathom that people would not automatically vote for a woman, even as the woman in question, and her political machine, aided by scores of really dumb single-gender voters, shunted aside Bernie Sanders, who was the only hope we had.

416   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 9:02pm  

errc says

Is this in the bag yet?

We're not prematurely celebrating are we

This is done. T-rump.

417   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 9:02pm  

Dan8267 says

Any reasonable candidate would have beaten Trump.

So true. A little sour grapes sounding ... but fuck ... gaff monster Biden would have trounced him.

418   anonymous   2016 Nov 8, 9:03pm  

I blame the butthurt neckbeard losers in their mommys basements

419   Dan8267   2016 Nov 8, 9:03pm  

Where's AF? Out buying a Gatling gun for when Trump institutes the Purge?

420   turtledove   2016 Nov 8, 9:03pm  

This is done. T-rump.
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I'm not sure that's true. She could win if she wins every other remaining state. Take another sip.

421   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 9:03pm  

errc says

I blame the butthurt neckbeard losers in their mommys basements

They voted Trump! Yes. I blame them too. :)

422   Y   2016 Nov 8, 9:03pm  

Comey came through!
Secretary of Defense reward for him!

423   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 9:03pm  

turtledove says

Take another sip.

(gulp gulp gulp)

424   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 9:04pm  

Dan8267 says

Where's AF? Out buying a Gatling gun for when Trump institutes the Purge?

The ammo prop passed in CA ... so that is exactly right!

425   Y   2016 Nov 8, 9:04pm  

Libbies had to jump on the "first" bandwagon with the rookie Obama.
After drinking that nectar they couldn't resist coming back for more "first"...

426   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 8, 9:05pm  

I wonder what the Guardian is saying, those sell outs of the working class.

Be nice Thunder, be nice, enjoy the victory. Have more Jack.

427   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Nov 8, 9:05pm  

Turd sandwich. It's what's for dinner.

428   Dan8267   2016 Nov 8, 9:05pm  

Rew says

gaff monster Biden would have trounced him.

Definitely. And I would have voted for Biden. He's actually a good guy, great at reaching compromises, and has good policies. He didn't run because Hillary was next in line. And that's the problem with both parties. They act like they are royalty and the throne passes in a predetermined order. Trump is like some pretender to the throne who ousted the rightful heir to the Republican throne, Jeb Bush.

429   turtledove   2016 Nov 8, 9:06pm  

So true. A little sour grapes sounding ... but fuck ... gaff monster Biden would have trounced him.
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What about the DNC? Why didn't they go with Bernie?.... and stand a chance, maybe? The movement for Trump wasn't exactly dissimilar to the movement for Bernie. We all know the DNC personally selected Hillary. It was clearly the wrong bet. Even Trump may beat her (I'm still giving her the possibility of sweeping every remaining state).

430   justme   2016 Nov 8, 9:07pm  

Japan (Nikkei 225) is down 5.35%, sp500 futures down 4.95%, nasdaq100 futures down 5.35%, oil futures at $43.34 (-3.65%)

Damn it. I was thinking about selling stock today, but then I was so sure Hillary would win that I decided to wait for the inevitable Hillary rally tomorrow. Bad mistake.

431   Dan8267   2016 Nov 8, 9:07pm  

I sense a great disturbance in the butt-hurt, as if millions of Hillary supporters suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

432   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 9:09pm  

Dan8267 says

I sense a great disturbance in the butt-hurt, as if millions of Hillary supporters suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

The Gynocracy has failed. The dark side cometh. Sith now rule.

433   qroproton   2016 Nov 8, 9:09pm  

PA ....red!!!

434   indigenous   2016 Nov 8, 9:09pm  

Rew says

The ammo prop passed in CA ... so that is exactly right!

How is that going to work?

435   Patrick   2016 Nov 8, 9:09pm  

justme says

Damn it. I was thinking about selling stock today, but then I was so sure Hillary would win that I decided to wait for the inevitable Hillary rally tomorrow. Bad mistake.

I think you may have a good buying opportunity tomorrow.

436   SoTex   2016 Nov 8, 9:09pm  

Rew says

The Gynocracy has failed. The dark side cometh. Sith now rule.

Rew you're alright!

437   Y   2016 Nov 8, 9:10pm  

The lox licking wasserman shultz had a caper OD and rigged the primary.
turtledove says

What about the DNC? Why didn't they go with Bernie?.... and stand a chance, maybe? The movement for Trump wasn't exactly dissimilar to the movement for Bernie. We all know the DNC personally selected Hillary.

438   anonymous   2016 Nov 8, 9:10pm  

Trump just passed Hillary in PA. Unbelievable

439   SoTex   2016 Nov 8, 9:11pm  

indigenous says

Rew says

The ammo prop passed in CA ... so that is exactly right!

How is that going to work?

Shit... I've got to look at the TV.

440   Dan8267   2016 Nov 8, 9:11pm  

0ba4 says

PA ....red!!!

PA is extremely close. It can flip-flop either way.

441   turtledove   2016 Nov 8, 9:11pm  

So what's your bet on Trump's first move? Self serving and stupid? Or right to work on actual issues?

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