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Peter P says

I also predicted Brexit.

Yeah, but I predicted that Miley Cyrus would do something slutty. You don't hear me bragging. Oh wait, you do in this post.

Van Jones just pulled the Russia Card, too.

Double dick head.

Hillary YOU'RE FIRED!!

Next Comey will "resign" HA HA HA

Ranina ranina says

he won't want to do the work. He will be a figure head and let the cabinet run things.

That is the way it should be, Carter tried doing it all himself which led to his failure

just any guy says

Have some faith, Tyrone.

Tyrone?

www.youtube.com/embed/OQ9W7yh_4DA

Maine 3 out of 4 of it's electoral votes called for Hillary. The other one is too close to call.

Why is it taking so long to call some of these states? C'mon Michigan and Pennsylvania. Maybe Comey should help them out. His ability to read 65k emails per day is impressive and should be put to good use to speed up the vote counting, don't ya think?

Drudge reports Trump wins PA.

HARAMBE AVENGED!

zzyzzx:

Utah and Wisconsin were NOT previously called for Trump.

Utah was JUST called for Trump.

Wisconsin, nor Arizona have been yet (he'll win them, though).

p.s. Congratulations to me (I only missed Nevada):

"Time is NOW: Predict next President-elect. Revisit *Tonight*. Don't be shy.
By freespeechforever   Nov 2, 10:39am   ↑ You like this (6)   ↓ Dislike (1)   3 links   1,484 views   147 comments  
Trump.

Revolution is in the air, driven by largest block of angry, formerly disenfranchised voters in modern-American history.

Trump will get MANY votes of those in their 40s, 50s and 60s who've not voted in many, many years (maybe decades).

It's Brexit on steroids, driven by many of the reasons cited by Michael Moore.

It doesn't hurt his odds that Hillary is an utter piece-of-shit who causes even most Democratic-affiliated voters the need to hold their noses.

Biggest surprises:

1) Trump will win 80%+ of male vote.

2) Hillary's "massive" edge with women will fizzle into less than 9% advantage.

3) African-Americans will only cast 70% of the # of votes for Hillary that they did for Obama in 2008 or 2012.

4) Millennials will not turn out in anywhere near the numbers that they did in 2008, and those who do will vote in surprisingly large numbers for Jill Stein.

5) Trump will win North Carolina, Michigan, Nevada, Arizona and Pennsylvania (in addition to Florida & Ohio - he'll win by double digits in Ohio).

#EstablishmentInFullPanic

#AmericanBrexit

#MiddleClassRevolution"

turtledove says

His ability to read 65k email per day is impressive

I could read faster. It's called Ctrl+A, Del.

Peter P says

Rew says

Trump was just an odd candidate no one could predict.

https://patrick.net/?p=1298240&c=1343678#comment-1343678

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Trump will destroy the evil & corrupted globalist. it will be the biggest upset ever.
a few has-been and nobody-cares celebrities will leave but oh well.

Hey, anybody order this Evan McMuffin? Nobody seems to want to claim it.

Why is there a delete button on your posts?

turtledove says

Why is it taking so long to call some of these states? C'mon Michigan and Pennsylvania.

I know. I'm in Florida and I could have voted twice in the time these states are taking.

Dan8267 says

Tyrone?

Dan - Trump's about to fuck your wife...long-dick style

Congrats to freespeechforever (really).

You called this, in terms of dynamics & states, closer than anyone I know IRL or in the media.

PA senator Pat Toomey re-elected.

@Patrick
Every post has a delete button. i clicked on a post not mine and got the window to "really delete?".
Meltdown??

AllTruth says

Congrats to freespeechforever (really).

You called this, in terms of dynamics & states, closer than anyone I know IRL or in the media.

Agreed, Great call.

AP calls House and Senate remain Republican. Trump effect! Republicans had way more senate seats up for grabs and Democrats couldn't flip them.

just any guy says

Dan - Trump's about to fuck your wife...long-dick style

I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.

How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?

If I could make you purtier, I would.

Michigan is taking forever because of Detroit. They are disorganized, clueless fucks.

Trump will win Michigan, so it's moot. 87% of Wayne County is in and Hillbama can't close the gap with the 13% reaminingnprecincts to report.

It's truly unreal that Trump won Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio, North Carolina, Florida, Iowa, North Carolina, and maybe Pennsylvania, etc.

Around 95K people on The_Donald over at Reddit.

I HAVE THE MOST INTENSE ELECTION ERECTION

Hey #NeverTrump Neocon Shits

Trump has done better than most Republican Candidates have done in ages. Bush 2004 didn't do this well...

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Around 95K people on The_Donald over at Reddit.

Send us Spicy Memes!!! Rarest of Pepes!!!

He's won. Even CNN talking about what a dt presidency looks like. Anderson trying to look nonchalant.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

I HAVE THE MOST INTENSE ELECTION ERECTION

I'm running around putting up old postcards with my huge MAGA erection glue gun. And I had sex this morning. This is truly re-energizing.

Trump should thank Debbie Wasserman Schultz for his victory. She's probably the single person most responsible for Trump becoming president, followed by Edward Snowden.

All I have to say is that this entire election has been deplorable.

marcus is NOT deplorable says

rando says

So it does seem to actually be true that either:

1. People were just not willing to tell pollsters their true level of support for Trump because of fear of the PC police.


2. The pollsters were simply lying.

OR they were not that far off. Hillary still probably wins the popular vote by a percent or two.

As for the swing states ? There are a lot of possible answers. How many used Diebold machines ? There's also the isue of how many people vote. Maybe the people that were hot to trot for Trump actually got out and voted in higher percentage than the Hillary voters.

Diebold?

You saying it was rigged?

Obligatory:

Goodbye Dunham!! Goodbye Schumer!!

I think you shouldn't be so racist, and go to Mexico instead of Canada.

I'd like to say one more thing, I'm happy for the bass who probably has already disappeared and is partying in FL. He takes a lot of heat on this site though his posts are often funny (not always serious) and I think he'd be a fun bbq host to go to. Here's to the ten pounder bass!

For the next four years I get to remind every fucking Hillary supporter that this election would have turned out differently under Sanders.

Funny how the guy no one hates does better than the candidate loathed by over half the population.

mell says

I'd like to say one more thing, I'm happy for the bass who probably has already disappeared and is partying in FL. He takes a lot of heat on this site though his posts are often funny (not always serious) and I think he'd be a fun bbq host to go to. Here's to the ten pounder bass!

I was thinking the same.

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

Goodbye Schumer

Did Schumer lose?

Trump's first executive order: Megyn Kelly must inform the state of the start of each of her periods.

I wonder what Trigglypuff is doing right now?