She blinded me with science, and boobies

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She blinded me with science, and boobies

2016 Dec 20, 9:42pm 1,893 views 14 comments

https://www.sciencedump.com/content/new-theory-finally-explains-why-men-love-breasts

Young, a professor of psychiatry at Emory University, studies the neurological basis of complex social behaviors. He thinks that the human evolution has harnessed an ancient neural circuit, something that originally evolved to strengthen the mother-infant bond during breast-feeding, is also using the same brain circuitry to strengthen the bond between couples. The result: Men, like babies, love breasts.

Well, when a womanâ€™s nipples are stimulated during breast-feeding, a neurochemical oxytocin â€“ know as the â€˜love drugâ€™ â€“ floods her brain. This is helping her to focus her attention and affection on her baby. But recent research has shown that nipple stimulation also enhances sexual arousal to a great majority of women. Furthermore, it also activates the same brain areas as vaginal and clitoral stimulation.

In short it comes down to the fact that men can make themselves more desirable by stimulating a womanâ€™s breasts during foreplay and sex. In a sense, evolution has made men want to do this.

Now if only someone would tell women that the whole nipple stimulating thing doesn't work on men. We're not wired that way. It seems like every chick tries to tease my nipples and expects a result other than "go lower by about two feet".

#scitech

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1 HEY YOU 2016 Dec 20, 10:53pm

I rubbed my nips & got a chubby.
Damn! Am I in touch with my feminine side?

Ceffer 2016 Dec 20, 11:33pm

This requires explanation?

zzyzzx 2016 Dec 21, 5:11pm

I find this thread very disappointing. There are no pictures of tits. I suggest anyone else who accidentally clicked on this thread to go here instead:
https://patrick.net/1293879/tired-of-politics-sexy-picture-thread

Patrick 2016 Dec 21, 6:08pm

That all makes sense to me. Evolution is happy to use whatever it takes to get reproduction to happen.

BTW, did you ever see the Scientific American article about the reason for the shape of the human penis? Turns out it's an efficient semen removal device!

That seems counterintuitive until you consider that it's very beneficial to your genes to remove any semen left by the previous guy. A few minutes of pumping and you're clear to make your own deposit.

After which evolution makes sure you stop for a while by disabling your device, to give your semen a chance to work its magic if any eggs are around. If you were to continue pumping right after coming, you'd work against your own genetic interest. Thus we have the refractory period.

Dan8267 2016 Dec 21, 6:23pm

rando says

BTW, did you ever see the Scientific American article about the reason for the shape of the human penis?

Actually yes. Male birds will peck at female vaginas to remove sperm from other males. Since humans don't have beaks, our penises are shaped like plungers to perform the same function. Gross, but your genes don't give a damn.

Still, it's a testament to the fact that mating has never, ever been between one man and one woman. Polygamy is the norm for both sexes.

Dan8267 2016 Dec 21, 6:24pm

rando says

Thus we have the refractory period.

That and because without the refractory period, males would spend every waking second having sex, would never gather food or hunt, and everyone would die of starvation.

7 anonymous 2016 Dec 21, 8:02pm

Dan8267 says

rando says

BTW, did you ever see the Scientific American article about the reason for the shape of the human penis?

Since humans don't have beaks, our penises are shaped like plungers to perform the same function. Gross, but your genes don't give a damn.

If your penis looks like a plunger, you should go see a doctor.

Dan8267 2016 Dec 21, 9:09pm

just any guy says

If your penis looks like a plunger, you should go see a doctor.

All penises look like plungers. It's the nobbie part with the ring that seals against the vaginal wall that acts like a plunger. If you want, I can post some picts.

Ceffer 2016 Dec 21, 11:23pm

Darn, I wish I had known this years ago. I could have been offering to remove sperm from women's vagina with my penis. What a sure fire way to get laid without the repercussions.

10 anonymous 2016 Dec 22, 7:17am

Dan8267 says

just any guy says

If your penis looks like a plunger, you should go see a doctor.

All penises look like plungers. It's the nobbie part with the ring that seals against the vaginal wall that acts like a plunger. If you want, I can post some picts.

I was messin' with ya