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Mexican Weather Chick, Yanet Garcia: Sunny With 100% Chance of BONER!
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2017 Jan 8, 8:49pm 7,278 views 28 comments
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georgeliberte
2017 Jan 9, 5:30am
Now I remember why I learned Spanish. Who else can turn weather into soft-core porn? The Italians.
That 1st .gif , oh man - my girlfriend would be literally jealous and probably pissed if I watched the weather on that station.
This Yanet (is that Spanish for Janet?) is one of the hottest babes I've ever seen and wears that dress like saran wrap.
Ceffer
2017 Jan 9, 11:28am
Her plan is a class action suit against the television audience for sexual harassment.
Her plan is a class action suit against the television audience for sexual harassment.
Boner-vision on the new "smart, interactive" LEDTVs
casandra
2017 Jan 9, 1:28pm
One afternoon i watched the mexican version of blind date in spanish, the couple ended up in a hotel room had sex and the sexual organs were black taped over. And this was at 3 in the afternoon when kids were getting home.
Tenpoundbass
2017 Jan 9, 1:30pm
The weather girls in South Florida all look like that, but they never ever turn around.
Which is a shame, now the one girl is pregnant I think! She wont turn around for even a side profile now. But you see this huge belly bulge.
She looks like she has a beer gut.
justme
2017 Jan 9, 1:32pm
Jesus Christ guys, stop being so hungry and undignified. You are creating a drought with your slobbering (yes, in this case it makes sense).
Rin
2017 Jan 9, 2:13pm
FYI, seeing hoes is legal down in Mexico, along with much of South America.
Dan8267
2017 Jan 9, 2:15pm
Any male who is even slightly aroused by this is a good-for-nothing sexist pig who is objectifying this woman who clearly had zero intentions of sexually arousing men. "How would you like it if someone was aroused by your daughter while she was performing her job", asks the SWJ? Men are such pigs.
Ceffer
2017 Jan 9, 2:25pm
I was only aroused by her for about ten minutes. Now, the screen is so gooey, I can't see her any more.
Strategist
2017 Jan 9, 2:47pm
I was only aroused by her for about ten minutes. Now, the screen is so gooey, I can't see her any more.
You need to aim better.
georgeliberte
2017 Jan 9, 2:55pm
This sort of calls Trump's immigration policy into question. It seems Mexicans take their weather very seriously.
Ceffer
2017 Jan 9, 5:00pm
Is that the Yucatan Peninsula in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
lostand confused
2017 Jan 9, 5:05pm
Hot chick. Looks like she had butt implants? I was wondering if you had butt implants do you just bounce when you fall down??
Ceffer
2017 Jan 9, 5:41pm
Hot chick. Looks like she had butt implants? I was wondering if you had butt implants do you just bounce when you fall down??
Only if she had the Michael Jordan butt implants.
When you do her doggy style, you have to wear a seatbelt.
Strategist
2017 Jan 9, 7:27pm
Hot chick. Looks like she had butt implants? I was wondering if you had butt implants do you just bounce when you fall down??
When you do her doggy style, you have to wear a seatbelt.
Also, if she falls in the water, which end floats higher?
Lots of important questions guys. Lets invite her over for a drink and find out.
Patrick
2017 Jan 9, 9:00pm
Some good pics of her in a story which is really nothing but an excuse to post the pics:
Aye caramba!
It's a rare thing where, in an age when we're inundated with choice, a woman really catches one's attention in this way.
This hottie has got that zing thing.
www.youtube.com/embed/n8OrfFJXq98