patrick.net

or whoever?

Now will the head of the DC national guard be replaced?

OMG, Melania looked she was ready to drop down on her knees and administer her first ( I assume) presidential blowjob! You could tell she was having a real lady-boner wide-on (at the moment of the swearing-in).

jvolstad says

Hillary does not look like a "Happy Camper."

Hillary is frumple because Trump keeps jumping in front and she can not have parties. There are so many lonely juicy bubbles. It is so sad. Now that you are campers you will have more parties and no more sad lonely bubbles. This is the secret. Do you want to squirt? If you want to, then you do. It is best, I know it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/commanding-general-of-dc-national-guard-to-be-removed-from-post/2017/01/13/725a0438-d99e-11e6-b8b2-cb5164beba6b_story.html

Representatives of the armed forces lining up behind Trump during his inauguration speech. Looks like they are coming to take him away so that Mike Pence can take over.

Update: They stepped back again, I need to watch that video again and see what happened. Perhaps the puppet masters decided the symbolism was not favorable!

Dan8267 says

Hillary is frumple because

I have no idea what code this is.

rando says

Dan8267 says

Hillary is frumple because

I have no idea what code this is.

His heroin is kicking in.

Hmm maybe this democracy thing works.

I'm happy the system has worked so far.

I totally expected a globalist rainbow-colored sniper to take a shot.

I hope not

Hey Allah, did you watch the swearing in on TV? Your ass is not welcome here any more.

Where is the Wogster?

he had to leave the country with the new AG up to bat...

America FIRST, bitchez

He needs to go to school on the trade thing however. Big mistake.

American citizens first.

america forgot how to really win because everyone always got their trophy...

Once again gentrification kicks a minority out of the neighborhood. Ha ha ha

oh goody a quickie just before the storms hit

President Donald J. "Jihad" Trump promises to eradicate muslim terrorism.

NBC dumb ass saying his speech was divisive.

justme says

President Donald J. "Jihad" Trump promises to eradicate muslim terrorism.

Finally, a President with balls.

(AF mode alert) I'm disappointed there were no ritual baby seal clubbings, followed by live skinnings and Melania wrapping herself in the bloody pelts. Not a good start on making America great again.

"This speech was divisive, as it doesn't take into account my desire to outsource more companies. America First? What about cosmopolitanism?!"

Was that Dole in the wheel chair?

OK, here's what I'm hoping for:

1. reduction in American military presence abroad
2. Trump to push for congressional term limits like he promised
3. Trump to push for published medical prices in advance of treatment
4. deportation of illegal immigrants while welcoming legal immigrants without terrorist sympathies
5. minimization of immigration from areas with endemic terrorism
6. policies which encourage American manufacturing and discourage outsourcing
7. the creation of a reputable news source without blatant spin (neither ny times nor breitbart)

Trump probably can't do number 7, but maybe he can deliver on some of the others.

I agree on #1

Other than that shrink the fuck out of government which is not going to happen.

There is the Cherokee representative

2017, the first year you would be attacked by an Anarchist for having Wikilleaks swag, instead of "Right on, Man!"

who should get the most airtime? Ivana or Ivanka?

Melenia or Ivanka? ( i keep mixing em up )

And the eviction is complete

It's official, bye bye nigger boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pelosi kissing his ass during signings

Ironman says

Today we are not merely transferring power from one Administration to another, or from one party to another – but we are transferring...power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the American People. What truly matters is not which party controls our government, but whether our government is controlled by the people. January 20th 2017, will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again.

And you believe that ridiculous bollocks, do you? What persuaded you? His cabinet picks?

I turned on the radio this morning to NPR but could only stand it for a few seconds. The inauguration ceremony was on and somebody was talking about god.

Do they always have magic men talking at inaugurations? What century are we in?

FP says

NPR but could only stand it for a few seconds

I know, it is a pretty nauseating station.

FP says

The inauguration ceremony was on and somebody was talking about god.

It should be God, with a capital "G". What a shock to the secular left!

P N Dr Lo R says

It should be God, with a capital "G". What a shock to the secular left!

I don't think they were talking about a guy by the name of God. I think they were referring to some supernatural being... like Zeus (I didn't wait to hear which one exactly).

Now that Trumpligula is Emperor of America, and it's "Suck My Dick, America" time, all those pot smoking dickheads will need to become dick smoking potheads.