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MisdemeanorRebel
2017 Feb 17, 2:38am
MisdemeanorRebel
2017 Feb 17, 2:38am
A guy goes into a bookstore, and is browsing for a while.
The clerk comes up to him and says "Can I help you find anything?"
Guy says, "Yeah, I'm looking for a book by Trump"
"Which one?"
"I don't remember the title, something like 'Build the Wall... ban the Muslims, get the Illegals Out Out Out!"
"Oh yeah, we sold out of it last Tuesday. We'll get another shipment next week"
After Donald Trump became US President he went on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died.
The undertaker told the American Diplomats who were accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000,
or you can bury him here in the Holy Land, for just $100.'
The American Diplomats went into a corner and discussed this for a several minutes.
They came back to the undertaker and told him they wanted The President shipped home.
The undertaker was puzzled and asked, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it
would be wonderful to be buried here, in the holy land, and you would spend only $100?'
The American Diplomats replied, 'A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that risk.'