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404   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Feb 8, 7:51pm  

The only time Fugelsang has called out Jesus' name is when he tripped down that long stairwell at the Improv.
405   anonymous   2019 Feb 9, 5:56am  

406   anonymous   2019 Feb 10, 2:42am  

No Wonder He Kept Going Bankrupt.

Did Trump have as much faith in fellow real-estate moguls as he now has in Putin and Kim and Mohammed bin Salman?



SCENE: Corner office, Trump Tower, New York City.

DATE: Circa 2013.

IN ATTENDANCE: Donald Trump; Michael Cohen; Donald Trump, Jr.; Eric Trump; Allen Weisselberg, C.F.O. of the Trump Organization.

Donald Trump: All right, we’re here to decide if we should buy the Garfield Arms apartment building, on Lexington Avenue, from Stan Lewis for ninety-six million dollars, assuming that the financing from the Herzegovina Savings and Loan is still there after the investigation. Stan is a terrific guy, by the way—one of the original members of Mar-a-Lago and the author of that letter of appreciation about how my club is a lot better than any other club. “Out of the league of any other club” were his exact words. A really great guy. Donald, Jr., what do you have?

Donald Trump, Jr.: Well, I spoke to the commissioner of the New York City Department of Buildings, and he confirmed the existence of the inspection report that our spy in the D.O.B. warned us might be coming. The inspectors think that the building will fall down before the end of the year.

Donald Trump: Stan denies that vehemently.

Donald Trump, Jr.: The commissioner says that the department is preparing a condemnation order.

Donald Trump: Stan strongly denies that. He was very strong in his denial. Very, very strong. He denied it to me personally, on the phone, and he denied it to me last week, when he presented me with that plaque naming me the Carpet Manufacturer Association’s South Florida Man of the Year. Michael?

Michael Cohen: I called the commissioner of the Buildings Department and told him that if he condemned the Garfield Arms we would get him fired, we would crush him like a bug, we would litigate him into abject poverty, we would burn his crops, and we would kill his firstborn son.

Donald Trump: What did he say to that?

Michael Cohen: I think when I said that, he’d already hung up the phone. I was afraid to call back and find out.

Donald Trump: Eric. You have your hand up. What is it?

Eric Trump: I have to go potty.

Donald Trump: Go. Don’t come back. Somebody lock the door. Allen, what have you got?

Allen Weisselberg: Well, it turns out that the owners’ financial statement is a crock. Putting a soup kitchen in the lobby didn’t drive out nearly as many rent-controlled tenants as they thought it would, and it brought on a lawsuit that’s bound to cost millions before it’s over. Their income projections for next year are strictly fantasyland. Our accountants say that, even if the building doesn’t fall down, it will be in the red for at least the next forty years. They say that investing in the Garfield Arms makes the Kushners getting suckered into buying that white elephant on Fifth Avenue—the one Henry Geldzahler said looks like the box the Seagram Building came in—seem like getting in on the Amazon I.P.O.

Donald Trump: Stan denies that very strongly. He denied it once before, and then he denied it again when I phoned to thank him for the letter he wrote to the Palm Beach paper saying that I was the best businessman ever, and possibly the Messiah.

Donald Trump, Jr.: That was a great letter, Dad.

Eric Trump (shouting through the door): I framed that letter, Dad.

Donald Trump: O.K., that does it. We buy. That’s why I’m so much better at this than anyone else—I hear from the experts I’ve surrounded myself with, and then I make an executive decision.

All, in chorus: You’re the greatest! You’re the greatest!

Eric Trump (still shouting through the door): You’re the bestest ever in the whole wide world.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/02/04/no-wonder-donald-trump-kept-going-bankrupt
407   anonymous   2019 Feb 10, 2:43am  

408   anonymous   2019 Feb 10, 2:43am  

409   anonymous   2019 Feb 10, 2:45am  

410   anonymous   2019 Feb 10, 2:48am  

411   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 10, 7:20am  

Obama went to a Blackkk rally and nobody said a word. He's rubbing elbows with a President that supports mass genocide of people based on their color.
And nobody says a word.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/08/stunning-obama-praises-south-african-leader-despite-race-killings-and-new-law-that-seizes-white-farmers-land-without-compensation/
412   Onvacation   2019 Feb 10, 8:11am  

Kakistocracy says
You’re the greatest! You’re the greatest!

Somebody has way to much time on their hands.
426   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 10, 4:11pm  

The KKK is a Virginia Democrat thing, Ya'll wear that nicely. IT turns out they are blackface racist as well. AND to top it all off.
They are abusive rapers can't keep their hands to themselves.
But you keep deflecting.
434   marcus   2019 Feb 10, 5:55pm  

I don't think it matters the extent to which the US "stole" that part of the country or not, regardless of whether there was a payment that was part of the deal that ended the war. It's the deal we made at the time, and it might have been so much to our advantage that it's not that far fetched for many Mexicans to feel that the U.S. more or less "took it." It's history now, as is the fact that there are plenty of Mexican American citizens.

Still I don't agree with AOC at all about entitlement of of mexicans and central Americans to immigrate freely. That's absurd. (Not that there might not be a time in the future when Mexico has its act together enough that the Mexico border might be treated like the Canadian border. But Climate change makes that less likely).

Doesn't change my opinion of what that hat symbolizes.
436   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 10, 6:43pm  

marcus says
Doesn't change my opinion of what that hat symbolizes.


I doubt you one single American flag or even something with the American flag on it. So keep it in perspective.
437   marcus   2019 Feb 10, 6:45pm  

I put that in to google translate, but it didn't help.
438   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 10, 6:51pm  

I bet you're offended by this as well.

439   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 10, 6:51pm  

I'm curios Marcus what's the most Patriotic thing you own?
440   HeadSet   2019 Feb 10, 6:54pm  

Tenpoundbass says
I bet you're offended by this as well.



Interesting pic. Looks like a WWII setting, but the fellow is wearing Air Force Master Sargent rank insignia than did not exist until approximately 1980.
442   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 10, 7:34pm  

HeadSet says
Interesting pic. Looks like a WWII setting, but the fellow is wearing Air Force Master Sargent rank insignia than did not exist until approximately 1980.



Yea the soles on his shoes look a little modern as well.Those shoes don't look like what they worse in the 40's.
443   marcus   2019 Feb 10, 9:01pm  

Tenpoundbass says
I'm curios Marcus what's the most Patriotic thing you own?


Ohhh, so 'own' was that word. I don't know that I own anything particularly patriotic. I'm not sure that someone can own patriotic things. My classroom has a flag in it, that the students pledge allegiance to a couple times a week.

I'm every bit as much of a patriot as you, even if what I believe America can be and should be is somewhat different than the way you see it. The point is, that I believe in America.

I won't deny that Trump Cucks think their hat is patriotic. But Nazi's thought the swastika was patriotic (I'm being very serious here, and not implying that Trump is anythng like a Nazi. Well not to any where near that degree anyway).

The point is that patriotism in and of itself isn't necessarily inherently good.

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