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662   Onvacation   2019 Feb 20, 1:03pm  

marcus says
Onvacation says
Just ONE lie?


How about the lie that

Nope.
marcus says
Or the lie that this is a

Nope.
marcus says

I guess it is hyperbole

Yep.
663   Onvacation   2019 Feb 20, 1:21pm  

Trump is full of hot air. He's a self aggrandizing pompous ass who constantly brags.

He is not a Russian puppet.
He is not in it for the money (can't be bought).
He does care about the country.

All the bs gets tedious.
664   Onvacation   2019 Feb 20, 1:22pm  

Contrarily, the cynical conspiratorial side of me recognizes Trump might just be another puppet of the powers that be.

Don't get too emotional over the political theatre.
665   Onvacation   2019 Feb 20, 1:28pm  

jazz_music says
Never admit truth, just continue attacking no matter how ridiculous it makes you.



russians?
666   anonymous   2019 Feb 20, 6:57pm  

Trump Declares National Emergency After McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Breaks Again

President Trump declared a national emergency this morning while going through his favorite McDonald's drive-thru, as the cashier informed him the ice cream machine was down for repairs.

"We'll get two Big Macs, two filet-o-fish sandwiches, and a large chocolate shake! The usual!" he called out from the back of the presidential limo. "And you know what, I'm feeling great living in America this morning. Let's throw in a vanilla cone with one scoop. No---two scoops! Make it two! Trump always gets two scoops!"

The employee apologetically replied that the ice cream machine had been down all morning.

"This is a national security crisis!" he bellowed into the speaker to the bewildered, frightened McDonald's employee. "And you're fired!"

When aides gently informed Trump that he couldn't fire a McDonald's employee, he was furious. "What about eminent domain? I'm an expert on eminent domain. We can seize this McDonald's and make it government property. Seize this man!" Upon discovering he could not simply arrest the McDonald's worker, Trump told his driver to just take him back to the office. "Everyone's working against me! So hard to find good people."

On the awkward limo ride back to the White House, Trump reportedly declared, "National emergency!" to no one in particular several times.

Aides then had to inform the president that yelling "National emergency" actually didn't declare the emergency and that there was paperwork he had to sign to make it official.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-declares-national-emergency-as-ice-cream-machine-at-mcdonalds-breaks
667   anonymous   2019 Feb 20, 7:30pm  

668   anonymous   2019 Feb 20, 7:32pm  

669   anonymous   2019 Feb 20, 7:32pm  

670   CBOEtrader   2019 Feb 21, 4:38am  

marcus says
How about the lie that massive amounts of drugs and illegal aliens are coming in to the country in desolate areas where the wall will be built ?


I think you know your extreme language misrepresents reality. A decision worthy of $5.6 billion isnt a high threshold for our govt, certainly not as high as stopping all drug flow. Trump suggests the wall is worth the money, and his points make more sense than the counter points, IMHO.marcus says
Or the lie that this is a national emergency,


Definitely a worthy point. I wish the dems could stop screaming racism long enough to discuss the real president created via the POTUS using NE classification in this way. However, the big numbers pointed to are the caravans AND to the record high number of drug OD's. The caravans are a unique phenomenon w no historical equivalent, and drug OD's doubled under Obama to 75000/yr by 2017.

Is 75000 deaths/yr a national emergency? What about 100000, or 200000?
671   CBOEtrader   2019 Feb 21, 4:42am  

@Marcus I applaud you for putting your big lies forward. Still dont see how you call Trump a big liar considering your big lies seem like standard political disagreements.

The "liar" stamp used by the left looks more like out of control righteousness than an accurate reflection of character.
672   marcus   2019 Feb 21, 6:32am  

So Fox News now thinks Trump is a fascist ?

673   anonymous   2019 Feb 21, 3:09pm  

Man Who Constantly Calls People 'Snowflakes' Deeply Offended By Slightest Criticism Of President Trump



Local man Peter Elliott, who calls nearly every person he argues with online a “precious snowflake,” is still getting severely offended at the slightest criticism of President Donald Trump, sources confirmed Monday.

“Hey, ya snowflake libtard, why don’t you move to Mexico if you love Mexicans so much? You snowflakes are just so [expletive] precious,” Elliott recently posted in response to a commenter on a Yahoo! News story.

Mere moments later, another Yahoo! user replied to Elliott’s comment and questioned whether the president’s policy was good for the U.S. economy, causing the local builder to become “uncontrollably outraged” as the comment triggered his emotions.

Elliott then “went nuclear” on his online nemesis, according to sources, posting massive, seething rants against his foe without any regard for proper paragraph indentation or punctuation, as the man, in his unbridled rage, found himself completely unable to cope with the reasonable criticism of the president for whom he voted.

According to sources close to him, Elliott engages in multiple similar arguments daily.

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-constantly-calls-people-snowflakes-deeply-offended-slightest-criticism-president-trump/?ref=patrick.net

Which Trump defender on PatNet does this most resemble ? Inquiring minds want to know....
675   marcus   2019 Feb 21, 9:24pm  

Right. I've never heard an explanation of why you hated Obama that even starts to make the slightest sense.

Trump is pretty much a con artist low character dishonest asshole, that conned the people into electing him by appealing to their worst angels.

I get it that these are all things that you admire, but I know that as an American, you must know that there are a lot of good Americans that deplore all aspects of Trump for very good reasons.

You might think that all those negatives, that all decent people should be able to agree on don't apply here, becasue of magical thinking. But don't try to tell me that somehow your hate of Obama is more understandable than my hate of Trump.

You've yet to give any decent reason not to believe (other than ALex Jones type propaganda - that's nothing more than baby food for retards), that the real reason you hate Obama is that he's black.

.
679   Onvacation   2019 Feb 22, 6:32am  

marcus says
the real reason you hate Obama is that he's black.

That is so racist!
We hated the content of obamas character not the fact that he was half white. The only people that care about race in the 21st century are racist.
680   marcus   2019 Feb 22, 7:04am  

Onvacation says
That is so racist!


TPB has said more than once, being black is why Obama was elected twice. IF that's what bothers him about Obama, then it's correct to say that his being black is TPB's issue. THat is, if he can't come up with another explanation for why he hates Obama without getting nonsensical.


Onvacation says
We hated the content of obamas character


Examples ?

Explanation ?

Let me guess. It's just a feeling you had about the guy. You can't explain it.
681   Onvacation   2019 Feb 22, 7:14am  

marcus says

Onvacation says
We hated the content of obamas character


Examples ?

His hatred of American exceptionalism, "You didn't build that!"
682   Onvacation   2019 Feb 22, 7:16am  

marcus says

Let me guess. It's just a feeling you had about the guy. You can't explain it.

No. It was his actions. Do YOU care that he was black? I don't.
683   CBOEtrader   2019 Feb 22, 7:41am  

marcus says
Right. I've never heard an explanation of why you hated Obama that even starts to make the slightest sense.


Obama is George W 2.0.

He started 3 (?) new wars, allowing entire regions to destabilize and turn into ISIS strongholds.

He almost single handedly morphed universities into SJW indoctrination centers via his 'dear colleague' mandate. This move had a double effect of infringing on basic rights of mostly the male accused students.

He made the already bad healthcare situation much, much worse. He hurt the deplorable working class americans the most, at the benefit of our least productive members of society. I wrote almost 200 healthcare.gov policies during OEP. I am very familiar w the clientelle, including $50k trans surgeries and $3k/month hormone pills, $6 month in HIV medications, and an uncountable number of obese bed ridden types just living off the dole.

Perhaps the worst thing Obama did was to massively expand Bush W's patriot act spying on Americans. Obama was the opposite of what he pretended to be.

This doesnt even get into his part in helping HRC steal the primary from Bernie, or to abuse executive powers to remove Trump from office. This info is breaking now, and will be thoroughly ignored or spun into lies by CNN.
684   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 22, 7:47am  

CBOEtrader says
Perhaps the worst thing Obama did was to massively expand Bush W's patriot act spying on Americans. Obama was the opposite of what he pretended to be.


Had Obama been a White Republican the Left would have called for his head.
685   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 22, 7:57am  

From the Jive Ass Motherfucker archives.

687   CBOEtrader   2019 Feb 22, 8:07am  

Tenpoundbass says
CBOEtrader says
Perhaps the worst thing Obama did was to massively expand Bush W's patriot act spying on Americans. Obama was the opposite of what he pretended to be.


Had Obama been a White Republican the Left would have called for his head.


Noone can defend this guy logically. Watch, Marcus and team left will probably ignore it. IF they respond it'll be whataboutisms, "but but but ORANGE MAN BAD".

So let's make the simple case for Trump. 1) Trump is ENDING wars, not starting them. "A great country does not engage in never ending wars." YES! This is exactly what a POTUS SHOULD SAY.

2) Trump is lowering taxes and cutting regulatory fat. I know the left wants to hand more power to the govt (fucking why?) so we'll agree to disagree here.

3) Trump is absolutely destroying the PC brainwashing spell the MSM had over our people. Trumps critics who repeat CNN soundbites will naturally see this as a negative. I see it as the best thing to happen culturally to our country in my lifetime. Sorry, the MSM is behind every war and every infringement of our rights. They have bene the mouthpiece of our Billionare owners for too long. Good on Trump for exposing these vipers for what they are. FYI: it is a tiny fraction of Americans who dont hate the MSM. Trump has 3 to 4 times their approval rating.

4) Trump single handedly educated the country on deep state FISA abuses. Noone even knew what FISA was before Trump. Now every American is eyeing the vipers behind the curtain w suspician. Good job Trump!

5) The best is yet to come! Trump's executive branch will indict at least some of the deepstaters. McCabe, Comey, and HRC may all go down! This will be amazing for our country.

People parroting racism criticisms are brainwashed. Period.

Valid criticisms of Trump: 1) wtf are we doing w this debt? I havent even heard Trump mention the debt. In his defense though, its difficult to operate when fake investigations are looming over everyone. Fingers crossed Trump works on a plan for the debt soon.

2) seeing the disgusting abuse of FISA spying for political and power purposes, I'd like to see a push to remove these powers completely. Unfortunately no admin wants to give up power, so the ratchet of tyranny continues... if Trump removed these FISA spying powers I'd call him an american hero. So far, nothing.
688   CBOEtrader   2019 Feb 22, 8:07am  

Tenpoundbass says
CBOEtrader says
Perhaps the worst thing Obama did was to massively expand Bush W's patriot act spying on Americans. Obama was the opposite of what he pretended to be.


Had Obama been a White Republican the Left would have called for his head.


Noone can defend this guy logically. Watch, Marcus and team left will probably ignore it. IF they respond it'll be whataboutisms, "but but but ORANGE MAN BAD".

So let's make the simple case for Trump. 1) Trump is ENDING wars, not starting them. "A great country does not engage in never ending wars." YES! This is exactly what a POTUS SHOULD SAY.

2) Trump is lowering taxes and cutting regulatory fat. I know the left wants to hand more power to the govt (fucking why?) so we'll agree to disagree here.

3) Trump is absolutely destroying the PC brainwashing spell the MSM had over our people. Trumps critics who repeat CNN soundbites will naturally see this as a negative. I see it as the best thing to happen culturally to our country in my lifetime. Sorry, the MSM is behind every war and every infringement of our rights. They have bene the mouthpiece of our Billionare owners for too long. Good on Trump for exposing these vipers for what they are. FYI: it is a tiny fraction of Americans who dont hate the MSM. Trump has 3 to 4 times their approval rating.

4) Trump single handedly educated the country on deep state FISA abuses. Noone even knew what FISA was before Trump. Now every American is eyeing the vipers behind the curtain w suspician. Good job Trump!

5) The best is yet to come! Trump's executive branch will indict at least some of the deepstaters. McCabe, Comey, and HRC may all go down! This will be amazing for our country.

People parroting racism criticisms are brainwashed. Period.

Valid criticisms of Trump: 1) wtf are we doing w this debt? I havent even heard Trump mention the debt. In his defense though, its difficult to operate when fake investigations are looming over everyone. Fingers crossed Trump works on a plan for the debt soon.

2) seeing the disgusting abuse of FISA spying for political and power purposes, I'd like to see a push to remove these powers completely. Unfortunately no admin wants to give up power, so the ratchet of tyranny continues... if Trump removed these FISA spying powers I'd call him an american hero. So far, nothing.
689   CBOEtrader   2019 Feb 22, 8:08am  

Tenpoundbass says
CBOEtrader says
Perhaps the worst thing Obama did was to massively expand Bush W's patriot act spying on Americans. Obama was the opposite of what he pretended to be.


Had Obama been a White Republican the Left would have called for his head.


Ofc! Turn off the television you fools. It lies to you
690   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 22, 1:40pm  

CBOEtrader says
Ofc! Turn off the television you fools. It lies to you


I don't watch Television.
691   anonymous   2019 Feb 24, 2:17am  

692   anonymous   2019 Feb 24, 2:19am  

693   CBOEtrader   2019 Feb 24, 4:28am  

Tenpoundbass says
CBOEtrader says
Ofc! Turn off the television you fools. It lies to you


I don't watch Television.


Me neither
694   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 24, 6:57am  

Hey at least Trump's security removes Poltical terrorists who show up and disrupt Trump at his rallies.
Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi engagements,(Can you call a gathering of 7 people to hear a senile cunt mumble and ramble a rally?) anyone who interrupts them are arrested.

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