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It wasn't Florida, so she probably didn't eat anyone's face. That's good.
She took "bride of Jesus" a bit too literally and was looking for her pestorking?
Was this a religious "clamity"?
A Stamford, Connecticut chapel was the site of a bizarre crime this week, when police said a naked woman broke through a window and started smashing down doors and walls.
So what? This happens to me every Friday night. I do get tired of constantly replacing my windows, but that's what I get for wearing Old Spice.
Would be a better story with video!
No it wouldn't! This is what she looks like.
http://lawnewz.com/crazy/naked-woman-breaks-into-church-goes-nuts-with-fire-extinguisher-cops-say/
You should know better. If a woman is naked, high on drugs, and committing vandalism, she ain't going to be pretty. People who look like Julia Roberts or Scarlet Johansson do not do this kind of shit.
APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
BEAVER!
BEAVER!
Where is they?
There hasn't been a beaver spotted in America since 1998.
It wasn't Florida, so she probably didn't eat anyone's face. That's good.
If this happened in Florida, it wouldn't even make the news. It would just indicate that it's a Tuesday.
Given what she looks like, I actually feel sorry for the cops for a change.
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/02/23/stamford-naked-rampage/
STAMFORD, Conn. (CBSNewYork) — A Stamford, Connecticut chapel was the site of a bizarre crime this week, when police said a naked woman broke through a window and started smashing down doors and walls.
As CBS2’s Tony Aiello reported, the pastor was taking it all in a day later.
“Yesterday was my first anniversary here!†said the Rev. Carlos Rodrigues, “What a gift, right?â€
Rodrigues can laugh a day later. But the damage is significant and the scare was real during the Wednesday incident.