I only fantasize about a Lamborgini, I don't actually want one.
"Bullshit!"
"Oh yeah, go pick 5 random romance novels from the used bookstore. They're not called Bodice Rippers because nice Al the bald in accounting swings by with flowers for m'lady"
Using Hijab as a symbol of the Women's March: This garment is a symbol of FREEDOM! for Women.
Mike Pence doesn't go to social events without his wife to avoid temptation and possible honey traps or false accusations: MUH SOGGY KNEE