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lostand confused asks: "How many blue haired cat ladies are going to be in this march?"
Don't be sexist.

georgeliberte says

Try the pussy.

The woman who named her son "vagina" calls her husband "asshole" and her two daughters "right tit" and "left tit".

What a twat!

When the military and the intelligence agencies had their "Remote Viewing" projects active, they had to abandon them because the remote viewers spent all of their time looking up women's dresses and wouldn't stay on point.

Telepathic Rape? Good!

"Mixed Messages"

zzyzzx says

That took balls!

There were so many bush shleppers on this march, they stripped all the foliage along the route.

http://babylonbee.com/news/woman-shelve-belief-gender-social-construct-minutes-boyfriend-changes-flat-tire-side-road/

Woman To Shelve Belief That Gender Is Social Construct For Few Minutes While Boyfriend Changes Flat Tire On Side Of Road

The only reason those women got the fridge to the 3d floor is because it is full of chocolate ice cream.

My gym has actually changed the bathrooms to universal, without men's or women's any more. I am waiting for them to do the same with the lockers and showers.

"Do you need some free protein balm on your leg, madam?"
"Whoever stole the underwear, will you please return them ASAP?"
"Who are the bastards who are using all the tampons in the dispenser for squeegees?"
"The toilet lids are up again. Who do you think did that?"
"No, the potpourri are not beer nut snacks!"

This remote is bogus. The "Forgive" and "Forget" buttons are IMPOSSIBLE. The male offenses just stack up, then it is their DUTY to punish them for the rest of their lives. It's their mission statement.

"How much CRAZY can this guy take and STILL want sex?"

It has been demonstrated that women with knobby strap ons have better depth perception than women without, in order to negotiate the intended holes. Some can even parallel park.