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Most women by 30 have turned from a fresh fish to canned tuna and mental illness starts accelerating exponentially.

Not a complete explanation, but there is definitely some truth to this.

"The embarrassment wherein he finds himself produces in him the most unjust and criminal passions imaginable, for he conceives a mortal hatred against that truth which blames him and convinces him of his faults." - Pascal

Just change him to her and it describes most far-left women.

The apoplectic levels of rage induced when you openly speak this obvious truth is additional proof that you hit the nail on the head.

Conservative women are more attractive than left-wing females, according to a new European study of thousands of faces.

According to the study, published by Scientific Reports, attractive women were more likely to be “right-wing.”

Women whose faces displayed contempt, meanwhile, were more likely to be “left-wing.”

Danish and Swedish researchers used a deep-learning artificial intelligence, called a neural network, to perform the study.

But the purpose was not to determine who is more attractive.

The real purpose was to raise the alarm about how artificial intelligence can correctly guess a person’s political views based on limited data like a selfie. ...

The sample was divided by both genders, and the algorithm was applied to them separately.

They found that masculinity and attractiveness weren’t linked to ideology in men, but happy faces (both men and women) were likely to be representatives of right-wing parties.

Meanwhile, politicians who had a neutral expression or showed contempt were more likely to represent left-wing ideologies.

How interesting, but we’re not surprised.

Dear Kay: I am a viciously liberal woman however, I find myself deeply sexually attracted to conservative men. Why is this and what am I supposed to do? — signed, Communist Barbie.

Dear Communist Barbie,

Before we dig into this topic further, I need you to know that what you’re feeling is completely normal. I’ve been there. I was once a fairly liberal girl too, but evolved into a conservative woman through, well, reading a lot and understanding the world better. So common is our experience, I could argue it’s Darwinian, so I will.

As a liberal, you’re probably deeply concerned about the future of our species and the planet. So are conservative men. Being sexually attracted to conservative men is one of the best ways to protect our species. This male demographic tends to enjoy regular procreation and will gladly financially, emotionally, and spiritually support you and your brood.

Conservative males also tend to live at-one with nature, and favor outdoor hobbies like hunting instead of plastic-driven cringe-fads like frisbee golf that could literally murder sea turtles. Conservative men are also known to consume whiskey, bottled beer, or no alcohol at all, all of which come in biodegradable glass bottles. Those fruity flavored IPAs common among liberal boys come in cans, which are held together with what? MORE PLASTIC.

More than this, with the impending apocalypse, you need a man who is willing to bear arms to protect you and your kin. Most other politically-minded men will likely become your (and my) apocalypse food once food shortages really settle in.

Becoming more in-touch with our conservative side happens to a lot of humans as we age out of our adolescent ignorance and into our adult-driven common sense. This thought-based evolution tends to coincide with when we start paying taxes and covering our own health insurance. Is this the stage of life you’re in? It would make a lot of sense.

As we get older, we tend to accrue wealth. Rich liberal women reportedly prefer conservative men. I don’t know your financial situation, but this may also be playing into your sexual psychology.

Only a small but loud enclave of your type of liberalism still exists today in America largely because of the current Biden administration’s economic nightmare. Peddling the ideology you know and love is how many Democrats make their money, like failed politician Stacey Abrams, for example.

It’s a genius get-rich-quick scheme on the part of liberal politicians, especially when you can dip into uncle George Soros’ billions. However, conservative men tend to think long-term in their financial planning (in my experience), so perhaps you’re rich and finding yourself sexually attracted to sustainable, sensible financial literacy in a partner?

Contrary to popular belief, there are only two genders and they have social norms assigned to them. Actor Sean Penn said it best when he called out “cowardly genes” for making men “surrender their jeans” in favor of women’s skirts. The trend of liberal-leaning men wearing women’s clothing and Hollywood men screaming about woke stuff is such a turn-off for any powerful, independent woman.

I’m not surprised your loins are calling for conservative males when the ones we see on television are so damn delicious. Just look at characters and actors like the cowboys of “Yellowstone,” Kevin Sorbo, or the lads in “Top Gun: Maverick.” Certified snacks, if you ask me (which you did).

Just remember, you’re not alone. I know that you might think your liberal-leaning flock are larger in numbers than the wolves of conservatism but this simply isn’t the case. Evidence suggests that many members of our species are choosing to move away from America’s liberal hubs for more conservative pastures due to safety issues. (RELATED: STUDY: Burglaries Drop In Areas With High Gun Permits)

This trend again plays into the point I made earlier about Darwinism. Only the strongest will survive what the planet has in store for us. Your natural inclination for fornication with conservative males is your body’s way of saving you from total destruction.

AmericanKulak says

Soy Oil.

Try to find a mayonaise without soybean oil. Gonna make my own, because the real shit is $7 for a tiny jar.

Use Avocado oil, it makes for a Bom.com mayonnaise.

Try to find a mayonaise without soybean oil. Gonna make my own, because the real shit is $7 for a tiny jar.

https://www.rt.com/news/579399-cancer-trust-bonus-hole-transgender/

UK Cancer trust defends calling vagina ‘bonus hole’

Brutality. And he got suspended, of course, on a reddit called "RoastMe", no less. Redditors are the sissymeisters.

She's so skinny, all her makeup fell off.

"In physics, a black box is a system whose internal structure is unknown, or need not be considered for a particular purpose."

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.