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Taylor Swift is only funny when she acts like a ventriloquist with her tweetie.

Dan8267 says

TwoScoopsMcGee says

True, SNL hasn't been reliably funny since the early 90s.

Taylor's Swift's monologue was awesome. She's very funny.

Comedy is an opinion, so technically you're not wrong in saying she's funny. That said, that video was awful. I didn't even come close to cracking a smile let alone laughing. My already low opinion of her has now been lowered. And I get it was a bit, but I've already seriously questioned her signing chops. This video furthers that questioning. If auto tuning was the force, Taylor Swift is one with it, big time.

He's a shitty comedian whose only comedy is insulting trump or cussing.

anonymous says

Dan8267 says

TwoScoopsMcGee says

True, SNL hasn't been reliably funny since the early 90s.

Taylor's Swift's monologue was awesome. She's very funny.

Comedy is an opinion, so technically you're not wrong in saying she's funny. That said, that video was awful. I didn't even come close to cracking a smile let alone laughing. My already low opinion of her has now been lowered. And I get it was a bit, but I've already seriously questioned her signing chops. This video furthers that questioning. If auto tuning was the force, Taylor Swift is one with it, big time.

Clearly the Wookie ;) Burner email account for posting here and different browsers. I get lost in my ways sometimes. I am anonymous here.

Kimmel reproduced, so the cuck thing must work once in a while.

Wait, I demand a DNA test!

Didn't occur to him that he may be crying over somebody else's baby?

Dan8267 says

Are you offended that a man cried

No, I'm amused that a man would cry over some stupid shit like that. Also when you get older, you learn not to waste your time listening to speeches by any and all morons (people in general).

anonymous says

And I get it was a bit, but I've already seriously questioned her signing chops. This video furthers that questioning. If auto tuning was the force, Taylor Swift is one with it, big time.

www.youtube.com/embed/RW8c5c2X7fM

www.youtube.com/embed/6X1QAuRUNGE

www.youtube.com/embed/DDCvFxvg2G0

www.youtube.com/embed/4zzdH4vHWG4

www.youtube.com/embed/yMAjzb5Wv2c

Yeah, she can sing.

Dan8267 says

Yeah, she can sing.

Got anything without a microphone?
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/VTCorrectXT
This is just for your local guy/gal at the coffee shop playing an acoustic set. Now lets get into serious pro-audio tools that are sold directly to professionals (not online) that are used for the likes of Taylor Swift and company. You can't buy a voice for sure, but you sure as hell can make it sound much better then it really is.

And for the record, she can sing. I sometimes can be overly harsh when it comes to musicians cause I am one and have worked with hundreds of them. I just don't think she's as good as everyone thinks. This is the case with most pop singers unfortunately. Pop singers are packaged and bundle to sell guess what? Sex and music is secondary. Taylor has good music in her case so that helps to sell the sex. But think Brittany Spears, that's the usual in the pop industry. Stumble into someone that can sing decent enough, has a good face and a C cup. Boom, the next pop star is born.

Give me one Adele for every 10 Taylor Swifts out there is all I'm saying. And yes, Swift is entertaining (though that SNL bit was pretty lame in my opinion) and puts on an amazing live show. So I'm in agreement with you, just not at the same level I suppose.

www.youtube.com/embed/bThiiOvcPS8

He was great in the man show and then became a vagina over time.

No, Kimmel ain't a Cuck. The alt-right all are Cucks. Putin's Cucks. That's FACT! Even the OrangeCuntFace's administrators say so.

Jimmy Kimmel is a well paid mouth piece for the DNC and Globalist. Nothing more.

Man Who Got Famous Showing Scantily Clad Women Bouncing On Trampolines Lectures Nation On Sexual Propriety

http://babylonbee.com/news/man-got-famous-showing-scantily-clad-women-bouncing-trampolines-lectures-nation-sexual-propriety/

Booger says

Man Who Got Famous Showing Scantily Clad Women Bouncing On Trampolines Lectures Nation On Sexual Propriety

Kimmel is a strange character in this act of the play, that is human race theater. Do people not remember the Man Show? I really don't get it. That was a very good show at my age/time in life, trampoline and all. Your link is spot on and anyone that thinks he's a "voice" of something or another needs to wake the fuck up. I'm convinced all TV has become reality TV and there's not a sincere bone on anyone's body that steps in front of the camera.

Maybe it has always been that way and it's easier now to catch people in their BS with the internet and social media. But Kimmel is a rather stark case of trampoline titties and now speaking to women how they're harassed, coming from the original harasser.

@Booger @WookieMan

You see what I mean about 180 flip mode, yes?

In the 80s it was some Minister railing about Metal and Dungeons and Dragons. Then they'd catch him drunk as a skunk, chasing shirts or worse, with a underage boy.

Today, the have a guy who rose to fame on presenting jiggling boobs lecturing us about Sexual Harassment and Objectivication, and the Media is just fine with that.
www.youtube.com/embed/VnAwTy3Hp4g

TwoScoopsPlissken says

You see what I mean about 180 flip mode, yes?

That video is just how I remember it. There's probably worse then that in other episodes. It's really hard to watch Kimmel in any entertainment (night show, Oscars, etc). The guy is living a lie. You lie to me, you're done. People can change, for sure. But he's now become an actor that pretends to be sincere and real. I guess whatever pays the bills.

Anyone want to bet he has a trampoline in his backyard?

Ceffer says

Taylor Swift is only funny when she acts like a ventriloquist with her tweetie.

There is a horrible French Porn Movie that tries to be so serious about a Woman with a Talking Vagina.

The womans vag is like "Garcons, entre!" or whatever it is in frog language.

"Come in, Boys"

It actually ends up being hillarious. Saw it as a kid on Video Tape, haven't found it since.

But it's a real flick, whatever "Woman with Talking Vagina" is in French.

Noooooo... this is worse than DemonSex

First fucking hit!!!



Man, what was life like before the freakin' internet.

"Dude there was this french movie about a talking vagina."
"Man, c'mon dude, no way."

TwoScoopsPlissken says

Saw it as a kid on Video Tape, haven't found it since.

Your childhood seems interesting to say the least. Talking French vagina movies? Do you mean kid as in 16 or are we talking younger? How the fuck do you just come across a tape like that? Sorry for all the questions. I can't deny I lol'd at this this. In a good way.

You also still have to laugh that there are 600k plus results for "french movie talking vagina" on google. Can't imagine hitting the images or video tab to unearth those gems.

WookieMan says

Your childhood seems interesting to say the least. Talking French vagina movies? Do you mean kid as in 16 or are we talking younger? How the fuck do you just come across a tape like that? Sorry for all the questions. I can't deny I lol'd at this this. In a good way.

Friend's dad had a videotape store, one of the first. 80% of the business was adult tapes, he pretty much had any porn movie every ported to VHS.

I'm talking maybe 2000+ adult titles.

Friend's dad thought his son should help run the store, so we had a great time. This started around 14, I probably had 5 titles on "rent" from the video store at any given time. When you're 14, well come on man. Even Blockbuster didn't put him out of business, but the internet eventually did.

I probably had seen hundreds of porn movies before age 18.

https://imgur.com/UKRrseN

One of Trump’s biggest criticisms was was when he made fun of a handicapped person, it’s funny how it’s OK when liberals make fun of how someone else speaks, especially when that’s a second language.

https://theamericantribune.com/boom-woke-comedian-loses-half-his-audience-over-anti-trump-jokes/

Woke “Comedian” Loses HALF His Audience Over Anti-Trump Jokes

Late-night star Jimmy Kimmel says that his criticism of Donald Trump is to blame on his massive decline in fans.

According to Kimmel, half of his fans left him after a constant barrage of anti-Trump jokes filled Jimmy Kimmel Live.

“I have lost half of my fans – maybe more than that,” said Kimmel in an appearance on the Naked Lunch podcast.

I can't believe how detestable the guys on TV are now.
Only Maher has some redeeming qualities.
Maybe Conan is funny but I don't recall watching him enough to have an opinion.
I don't know who the old guy with glasses is.
Why do they need to import foreign assholes for TV anyway?
Aren't there any American guys who look like a pig and are annoying? Why need Corden?
The other two suck dick too; why hire them?
Saturday night live was interesting when it began; decades later it's lame.

zzyzzx says

Woke “Comedian” Loses HALF His Audience Over Anti-Trump Jokes

He's a pedophile first and foremost. Why is it in "decent" society we don't do the decent thing to pedophiles like they do in prison?

https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-kimmel-sends-tonights-jokes-to-president-xi-for-approval

LOS ANGELES, CA — According to inside sources, comedian Jimmy Kimmel is currently running tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live! jokes by CCP President Xi for approval, as is his daily custom.

"We have a tremendous round of hilarious jokes for you, O Most Excellent Xi," a nervous Kimmel was overheard saying. "Tonight, I'm going to tell a good one about how President Trump smells like poop. And then I'll tell unvaccinated people to die! Funny, right?"

"Ha Ha Ha. Yes, Jimmy. Velly funny," Xi replied.

Sources say the leader of China benevolently approved all Kimmel's jokes but required him to add at least one hilarious quip about how anyone who says COVID came from the Wuhan lab is a vile racist who should be sent to a Chinese concentration camp.

"Oh, that is a hilarious one, Your Worship!" exclaimed the beloved late-night host. "We will add it to our show right away! Thank you for your most valuable feedback, O Handsome One Who Looks Nothing Like Winnie The Pooh!"

At publishing time, Kimmel was seen running the remainder of his show by several Pfizer execs.

Dan8267 says

Blurtman says

Is Jimmy Kimmel a weepy cuck?

Are you offended that a man cried or that his speech was damn effective at showing what scum Republicans are?

The "Affordable" Health Act was passed under a Democratic congress with a Democratic president. People are stupid to think one party is different than the other at this point. No matter how fucking obvious it is, you can't see it.

This is fake news. Kimmel runs all his skits past the Swiss Octagon, and occasionally, a surly Masonic Overlord from Chatham House. Xi only gives feedback when jokes about organ donors are on the agenda.

clambo says

Only Maher has some redeeming qualities.

I know old comment. I agree/disagree. He's playing to his audience all the time. Wants to be edgy and pandering. Basically push but not too far on either side. He's smart in that he knows if he goes woke he loses 25% of his audience at least. Basically I look at Maher more as an actor than an actual intelligent host.

Everyone here doesn't have writers for them. He does. So we really don't know where he personally stands outside of his publicly displayed persona. He also just has a shit personality and demeanor in my opinion. As in my previous comment he at least isn't Kimmel that flipped from having a show with bikini clad chicks bouncing on trampolines to this woke fag. So Maher get some credit there. He's stuck to his morals basically. I can respect that.

Booger says

You don't have to talk men into voting for Trump, I already have.

Booger says

Enjoy Europe Kimmel. Far worse than America you Hollywood moron. You're a millionaire and I promise you have no clue about European politics. Far worse than here you fucking cry baby.

You had a platform that you got 209k prime demo viewers a night (18-49). Podcasters can get more than that daily. He's irrelevant. No one will miss him.