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Burger King staff tricked into smashing outlet's windows 'to release pressure'

A prank caller has tricked workers at a Minnesota Burger King into smashing the windows of the restaurant to keep it from exploding, mirroring similar deceptions at Burger Kings and other fast-food restaurants in other states in recent months.

I can't wait for Burger King to open a bank so I can call in and say they need to get rid of all their money fast because it's attracting zombies.