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Rin says

Paul Bunyan and his blue ox, Babe

You can check him out near the Redwoods in CA

And Jesus, down in Rio, when you're not at a brothel there ...

Rin says

Dan, PU's reasoning is beaten, just by the mere existence of Zoroastrianism.

Yes, Christianity plagiarized many, many religions including Zoroastrianism. Flood myths, a god's son being sacrificed, a fall from grace, all are plagiarized.

PeopleUnited says

Dear PeopleUnited,


If you were born in Saudi Arabia, you would be an Imam preaching hate and violence. You would proudly ask your followers to become suicide bombers.

So fortune teller, what would you be if you were born in Saudi?

I would still be an atheist. However, I would pretend to be a Muslim and yell "Allah ho Akbar" like the other clowns.

Rin says

That's a nice try ... it's not clairvoyance (and thus you can't burn Strategist at the stake), it's called human psychology. You simply put in different surroundings and watch the person's psyche unfold.

And if I were born a Saudi, it's simple ... take the causeway to Bahrain on weekends ... drink and screw hoes there, where it's a former British colony.

Yes PeopleUnited, you'd be a cleric, and be involved in events just like in the "Death of a Princess" ...

That's a great idea. I would join you in Bahrain. May I suggest we find a way to get to America, and give a finger to Islam?

Strategist says

I would still be an atheist. However, I would pretend to be a Muslim and yell "Allah ho Akbar" like the other clowns.

...and try to emigrate to a country with fewer Muslims, and then emigrate again to a third country with even fewer Muslims, as Ayaan Hirsi Ali had to do, then hope that third country doesn't import so many Muslims as to require you to emigrate yet again.

Dan8267 says

PeopleUnited says

For example, the true scientists looks at billions of dead things, buried in rock layers, laid down by water, all over the earth and sees this as evidence of a worldwide flood.

No, that's not the case. This is why you cannot cite a single peer review scientific paper that says that.

Often bodies of water dry up, land moves great distances over the eons, and sediment is laid down. None of these things imply a world-wide flood, certainly not one less than 6,000 years ago.

Hey PU, do you know the grand canyon was under water millions of years ago? That's how sedimentary rocks are formed.

curious2 says

Strategist says

I would still be an atheist. However, I would pretend to be a Muslim and yell "Allah ho Akbar" like the other clowns.

...and try to emigrate to a country with fewer Muslims, and then emigrate again to a third country with even fewer Muslims, as Ayaan Hirsi Ali had to do, then hope that third country doesn't import so many Muslims as to require you to emigrate yet again.

I would also change my name from Mohammad to Mark. Imagine being named after a fucking pedophile.

Strategist says

I would also change my name from Mohammad to Mark. Imagine being named after a fucking pedophile.

I did fuck someone, aged 18 to 19, does that make me a pseudo-pedophile, even though I was 18 at the time?

Remember, Femi-Nazis are very particular about these things.

Today, on the average, it's ages 22 to 32. But if she's older than 32, I don't do wrinkled chicks!

Realize, J Lo is 40-50 but I'd still boink her.

Rin says

I did fuck someone, aged 18 to 19, does that make me a pseudo-pedophile, even though I was 18 at the time?

Nope. It makes you a horny teenager.

Rin says

Today, on the average, it's ages 22 to 32. But if she's older than 32, I don't do wrinkled chicks!

The older chicks are more experienced. Do want to have fun or not?

Strategist says

Rin says

I did fuck someone, aged 18 to 19, does that make me a pseudo-pedophile, even though I was 18 at the time?

Nope. It makes you a horny teenager.

But what about morality and family values?

Strategist says

Rin says

Today, on the average, it's ages 22 to 32. But if she's older than 32, I don't do wrinkled chicks!

The older chicks are more experienced. Do want to have fun or not?

Dude, I don't want wrinkles. This a where someone like Jennifer Lopez excels.

Rin says

Nope. It makes you a horny teenager.

But what about morality and family values?

Sex between consenting adults is not immoral. Society telling you when, how, with whom, and why is immoral.

Strategist says

The older chicks are more experienced.

Youth will beat experience any day.

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

The older chicks are more experienced.

Youth will beat experience any day.

Who is more likely to give a better BJ? A woman who has never done it? Or a woman who has been doing it every day for the past 10 years?

Strategist says

Who is more likely to give a better BJ? A woman who has never done it? Or a woman who has been doing it every day for the past 10 years?

Depends on what you mean by "better". To me, the better blow job is the one I enjoy more, not necessarily the one with better technique. I'm sure Bea Arthur can gum the shit out of you, but I personally would not enjoy that. I'd be much happier with a mediocre blow job from Scarlett Johansson. The biggest and most important sex organ is the brain. Sex is mostly mental.