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He is probably thinking to himself "for all this I should have really grabbed some tits".

On his way out on his last day, Al Franken ought to walk by Kirsten Gillibrand, slap her on the ass and say "you love it, babe!" Think of the comedic affect.

Statistically speaking, a Senator is more likely to be used in a crime than a gun.

What a pathetic resignation speech. Not one crude joke about grabbing asses, or maybe "The only ass I didn't grab was Hillarys!" I would have more respect for him if he had dropped some jokes on the way out.

Everybody knows that nothing would have happened over this if the governor of Minnesota was a republican. Franken was an easy target to throw under the bus. This is mostly a stunt for the Democrats to look like they are morally superior against Trump and Moore and to counter all of the hardcore liberals that have been getting destroyed over sexual harassment scandals. To think Democrats are just doing this because it’s the right thing to do is naive, most politicians are scoundrels.

RC2006 says

Everybody knows that nothing would have happened over this if the governor of Minnesota was a republican. Franken was an easy target to throw under the bus. This is mostly a stunt for the Democrats to look like they are morally superior against Trump and Moore and to counter all of the hardcore liberals that have been getting destroyed over sexual harassment scandals. To think Democrats are just doing this because it’s the right thing to do is naive, most politicians are scoundrels.

Yup. Whoever replaces Franken will probably be more liberal than he was.

Conyers could barely dress himself and his wife was a convicted felon, plus there were settlements paid, not much to do there. And it's Detroit, that loves to double down on failed leadership.

Kristen Gillibrand loves Sex Pests, until they become politically toxic.

How many years did she take the Clintons' (both of them) endorsements? She just discovered Bill's history, apparently.

So based on the timeline of his speech:
10% - Being on the Senate was an honor.
20% - I did nothing wrong.
10% - I am resigning.
60% - BUT BUT BUT LOOK AT EVERYONE ELSE!

0% - Apology for his actions
0% - Remorse for the shame he brought on himself, his family, his party, his country.
0% - Apology to his victims

Did I miss anything?