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Trumps blood pressure is reportedly 535 over 202.
He spends his days in a room with 20 panel televisions watching TV news and gay snuff porn and trying to achieve an erection, eating Big Macs and shrieking SUCK! MY! DICK! AMERICA! and receiving enemas from a strange male nurse he calls MOMMEEE!
AMERICA! has never been in better hands.
Report Says Trump BINGES On Big Macs and Cable News Every Day
#firetrumpnow