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The "Go Home You're Crazy Lady!" disease.

After my wife's health issue back 2012 that wiped us out. She came down with a bout of this as well. Until she realized the only relief was about a $500 bill a month.

Insurance don't cover Unicorn pain. The Doctor will convince you they will but they wont. The Doctor will get his and he knows it.
People get older and their tendons and muscles aren't as flexible. You can pull or strain them very easily. Doctors would rather you freak out over a mystery illness than tell you, you probably pulled a muscle or a tendon that can last for 6 months to two years that kind of pain. When shoulders and upper arm muscles and joints are inflamed they pinch nerves in hands, wrist and fingers. They tingle and they are numb. When I read the symptoms they sure sound like what I went through when I pulled my rotator cuff using it as a battering ram to close a steel door into a deteriorated door frame so I could get paid for a job. It's why I ended up learning programing and got out of flooring, my shoulder, neck and right arm was fucked up for two whole years.

The problem with pain is that it is always a "self diagnosis" and there is not much of a test or see if the pain is "real" except probing etc., which also depends upon a subjective response. Elaborate EEG monitoring and nerve conduction studies might be able to see more.

When I had the terrible flu last year, I had something like "fibromyalgia". Basically, everything hurt, my joints, my skin, my lungs, my back, my neck. I even felt like I could feel pain in my bones and skeleton.

However, trash bag diagnoses like "fibromyalgia" cover a lot of sins. If somebody is addicted to opioids that they take for pain, when they go into withdrawal, they indeed have "pain all over" from the withdrawal. The Dr. FeelGoods know that this is a good way to keep the RX pad active and the patient dependent.

Ceffer says

Basically, everything hurt, my joints, my skin, my lungs, my back, my neck. I even felt like I could feel pain in my bones and skeleton.

That's from your muscles wringing out your lymph nodes every time you wince, cough and sneeze when you get the flu.
your glands and nodes get tender and sore.

HEYYOU says

Republicans & Democrats are a pain in my ass!

I think that warrants a Vicodin prescription.

Tenpoundbass says

Insurance don't cover Unicorn pain.

LO fucking L. Unicorn pain.

anonymous says

Lady Gaga may be crazy but she can produce some really nice music

Not my style at all, but can totally understand why people like it. And not trying to knock her down a peg or anything (she has talent), but there are also a lot of people and tech to help her along the way, as there is in most music production. Probably the main reason I'm not into pop music that much. Too over processed and it's not totally an individual or group of individuals (as in a band) making original music.

anonymous says

easy on the eyes for the most part

Much like music, looks are an opinion. Her face is a train wreck in my opinion, all of it, not most. Sure, I guess I could see it when she's performing or at red carpet shit when they have painted on her face. But the few times I've seen the clown mask off, that situation is shit show if you ask me... and I know you didn't. We'll have to agree to disagree on this one, respectfully.