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My Subaru


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2018 Mar 27, 6:05pm   3,044 views  20 comments

by MisdemeanorRebel   ➕follow (13)   ignore (3)  

It's somebody who fell off the Stereotype Tree and hit every Branch on the way down. You don't even need to see her picture to guess what she looks like.

https://medium.com/@dorimondon/a-love-letter-to-my-subaru-92813f0a07a9

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1   Ceffer   2018 Mar 27, 6:14pm  

I love my Subaru, too. Best car I've had so far. I always knew I was a lesbian at heart.
2   FortWayne   2018 Mar 27, 7:47pm  

Why do lesbians and faggots always go out of their way to promote their retardation and point out just that they are. What happened to keeping that to oneself.
3   Strategist   2018 Mar 27, 7:57pm  

HEYYOU says
Ceffer says
I love my Subaru, too. Best car I've had so far. I always knew I was a lesbian at heart.


Pussy licker?


May the Man on Patnet, who has never licked a pussy, please stand up.
4   NDrLoR   2018 Mar 27, 9:17pm  

TwoScoopsPlissken says
You don't even need to see her picture to guess what she looks like.
"wife, mother, queer, storyteller, gardener, traveler, rebel — "

Yep, you were right.
5   RWSGFY   2018 Mar 27, 9:52pm  

Ceffer says
I love my Subaru, too. Best car I've had so far. I always knew I was a lesbian at heart.


How are these head gaskets doing?
6   Ceffer   2018 Mar 27, 11:25pm  

HEYYOU says
Pussy licker


Only with a taste test first.
7   Ceffer   2018 Mar 27, 11:50pm  

Satoshi_Nakamoto says
How are these head gaskets doing?

14 years and 105K doing OK. Turbo WRX wagon 2004.
8   MisterLefty   2018 Mar 28, 3:32am  

Subies are the go-to car in the Northwest. And here is a blast from the past:


9   HappyGilmore   2018 Mar 28, 3:52am  

TwoScoopsPlissken says
It's somebody who fell off the Stereotype Tree and hit every Branch on the way down. You don't even need to see her picture to guess what she looks like.


Again--are you sure it's only liberals that are smugly superior?
11   AmericanKulak   2025 Apr 14, 2:20pm  

HappyGilmore says

Again--are you sure it's only liberals that are smugly superior?

ReeeEEEEeee
12   komputodo   2025 Apr 14, 2:57pm  

I love my mercedes 1982 300SD
13   Fortwaye   2025 Apr 14, 3:49pm  

new cars got more nice modern conveniences, but much easier to work old cars. and US manufacturers got into this really shitty habit of trying to make maintenance more pita… putting things places hard to reach without a lift or specialized tool.

subarus are ok, leaky gaskets are a problem. if you do oil changes on them make sure you don’t add too much… it’ll blow the seals., but nice 4wd and generally run well. british cars are maintenance and repair nightmare hell.
14   Ceffer   2025 Apr 14, 4:24pm  

I really like my Lesbian Subaru Forester. And if I'm ever required to commit suicide driving a bunch of adopted minority children off a Pacific Ocean cliff into the ocean because I can't handle them, I'm ready.
15   Patrick   2025 Apr 14, 8:54pm  

MisdemeanorRebel says

You don't even need to see her picture to guess what she looks like.


Here it is:


16   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2025 Apr 14, 10:36pm  

Patrick says


Here it is:


Ha ha!

Sucks to be that biotch. Tonight I've been trying to figure out how to sleep in the cab of this truck I spec'd out last weekend:



Space White should work well in Texas and the South:



In particular because it's a rolling 7.2kW generator and I can sleep with the AC or whatever without the engine running most of the time.





Or the 6.5ft bed... With a cap, and maybe some sort of flexible 'dryer vent' type tubing to connect the cab AC to the bed.
17   stfu   2025 Apr 15, 5:15am  

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

Or the 6.5ft bed


Typo?

I thought bed sizes for the 150 were either 5.5' or 8'?
18   WookieMan   2025 Apr 15, 5:50am  

stfu says

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says


Or the 6.5ft bed


Typo?

I thought bed sizes for the 150 were either 5.5' or 8'?

I don't know trucks. I just get full sized SUV's and can haul as much or more. And toss a twin or double mattress in the back and fit 6-8 people if needed. I can trailer camp with tents and grills or pull a travel tailer that can sleep everyone with me.

Trucks don't make any sense to me. If it's not for legit work, they're kind of senseless. To each their own. I would never buy a truck though.
19   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2025 Apr 15, 8:53am  

stfu says

I thought bed sizes for the 150 were either 5.5' or 8'?


Correct but also a 6.5'.
20   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2025 Apr 15, 8:54am  

WookieMan says

I just get full sized SUV's


That cannot power your house during a power outage among other things.

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