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Booger says

Umm, maybe she had the highest score of any Dem available?

OccasionalCortex says

FYI. Soon this Meme Thread will be banned by the Globalist Fucks Powers That Be. And Patrick might not be able to stop them!

Hircus says

You bunk with Joe.

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The Green Nude Eel

zzyzzx says

"In tribute to the White cock I go home to every night."

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Donald12 hours ago

"AOC is still running around the Capital looking for Phil Abuster's office. She says she wants to be on the appropriations committee because she understands when something is appropriate. She says we shouldn’t just teach Civics in schools, we should teach about all automobiles. When they delivered a new TV to her office and read on the box built-in antenna she asked the delivery person if antenna was a city in China. She just completed a jigsaw puzzle that said 5-7 years, she was so proud to get it done in 2 weeks. When asked of her choice for speaker of the house she said Bose. She says she supports veterans because they help pets. She wore a sleeveless shirt at a meeting to support her right to bare arms. She wanted a trade embargo on Romania because of tainted romaine lettuce. She wanted to know how much tuition is at the Electoral College." I did not write this post but thought it was too funny not to share."

Me
"You forgot that when asked about "Roe vs. Wade" her response was, "It depends upon how deep the water is." She also chided NASA in insisting we CAN land on the sun...AT NIGHT."

fake tears

That's called making the most of your period.