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Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air


               
2019 Mar 3, 4:53pm   626 views  2 comments

by WillPowers   follow (4)  

Although this is fake news, it is funny as hell:

“Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization,” said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. “He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us.”

The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders.

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2   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Mar 3, 4:58pm  

I don't know why the Saturday Night Live Snowflakes bothered to make a skit about that.

They must be Right Wing Snowflakes easily offended by a fraudulent hate crime.

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