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Booger says

That's how Joe Cocker wound up a Gimp.

The following quote is from the Washington Post, the November 2 edition.

“The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot” according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulate at Bergen, Norway.

Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the gulf stream still very warm.

“Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones”, the report continued, “while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared.”

Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern Arctic, while vast shoals of herring and smelts which have never before ventured so far north, are being encountered in the old seal fishing grounds.

“Within a few years it is predicted that due to the ice melt the sea will rise and make most coast cities uninhabitable.”

Two things about that article however. It was published in 1922 and you can fact check it on Snopes.