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It could mean they're scrambling to come up with a result that does not give the win to Bernie Sanders.

B.A.C.A.H. says

It could mean they're scrambling to come up with a result that does not give the win to Bernie Sanders.

100%

Their party is so fucked, what a joke.

I think the app was written to flip it to Joe Biden. I think they were expecting an even smattering of votes spread out among all candidates.
I think the app over handed gave it to Biden. But what I think happened, is one of the candidates not Joe Biden, won it unanimously.
With a Paper trail, there was no way in hell they were going to produce those results. So now they are going to hand counting the ballots.

Iowan Democrats are blaming coding in the App. How simple could a tabulation app be. Just insert a record in a database, then query it back out. It can't get anymore elementary than that, unless you put in algorithms to flip it for your Boy.

Dems are such crooked fucks even to themselves, bunch of rat bastards.

It's a failure. Another in a list of many by the Democrats. Just get someone that is fucking electable and doesn't espouse bullshit that 80% of people in the country don't want. It's not complicated.

What a shit show.

They want to run the government and every aspect of our lives, but they can't run a caucus in Iowa? Something we have been doing for over 100 years without computers or apps?

Tenpoundbass says

And yet you don't see Dems running her out of town, they are done if they can't get rid of these people.

Iowan Democrats are blaming coding in the App. How simple could a tabulation app be. Just insert a record in a database, then query it back out.

Maybe this is the result of hiring "diversity" instead of "competent."

Making the US look like a bunch of retarded idiots.
Most countries with paper ballots can count them within hours. It's traceable, transparent, and fool proof.

Shadow, a Democratic tech firm, created the app that was supposed to deliver quicker caucus results. Gerard Niemira, a veteran of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, is the head of Shadow.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/iowa-caucus-app-shadow_n_5e390191c5b687dacc722824?ri18n

Nothing like a Caucus Tallying App written by a company named "Shadow", FFS, for fair and easy tabulation.

Don't believe in the power of Cosmic Irony?

Heraclitusstudent says

Making the US look like a bunch of retarded idiots.
Most countries with paper ballots can count them within hours. It's traceable, transparent, and fool proof.

It's not the USA they're laughing at, but the Democratic Party that is in charge of tabulating their own Caucus.




Modern Democratic Party methods, soon to be used for Death Panels in Medicare for All, settling a dispute about winners at a caucus station:


Not sure if digital or paper, but the Republican results were collected and counted successfully as they came in.

"Democrats are stewing in a caucus mess of their own creation with the sloppiest train wreck in history," Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale said in an emailed statement, adding that there were concerns about "the fairness of the process."

Parscale also touted Trump's early and easy victory in the Republican caucuses, which was announced about 30 minutes after the caucuses began.

"Tonight, President Trump posted a record performance in the well-run GOP Iowa caucuses with record turnout for an incumbent," he said.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/dont-know-yet-won-iowa-083853532.html

It’s Hillary in a landslide!

How long until Shadow/ACRONYM/DNC/Demmedia starts putting forth "Russian Hackers on orders of Putin hacked our App to help Trump" stories?

NoCoupForYou says

How long until Shadow/ACRONYM/DNC/Demmedia starts putting forth "Russian Hackers on orders of Putin hacked our App to help Trump" stories?

It started within minutes.
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/02/04/liberals-never-disappoint-dean-obeidallah-blames-the-russians-for-iowacaucus-debacle-annnd-were-officially-dead/

They are also blaming old white people.
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2020/02/04/keep-the-hot-takes-comin-nyt-columnist-blames-bumbling-tech-challenged-oldster-volunteers-for-last-nights-epic-iowa-caucus-disaster/

Comedy Gold!

Maybe after years of LibbyFuck educational policies and tokenism, they have finally discovered that the average Dem doesn't know how to count. Makes ballot time a living hell. MATH IS EVIL!

BWAHHAHAHA

Just because he's paranoiac doesn't mean Putin's propaganda is not hard at work trying to destroy the credibility of US institutions, and the trust of the public.

NoCoupForYou says

Heraclitusstudent says

Putin's propaganda is not hard at work trying to destroy the credibility of US institutions, and the trust of the public.

Made the job easy, since most of the heavy lifting has been done by the institutions, themselves.

Heraclitusstudent says

Just because he's paranoiac doesn't mean Putin's propaganda is not hard at work trying to destroy the credibility of US institutions, and the trust of the public.

Yeah, not buying this one, from the party that's been screaming about Russian interference for years and Hillary's most Elite Tech Team deployed. I also heard - have to check - that Shadow refused to cooperate with DHS Counterintel on the App.

Incompetence or DNC Insider Steal are the best explanations.

Also, old people are to blame, according to the NYT:


Why won't those lousy old Boomers listen to the wise, tech-savvy Millennials who need adulting classes to balance their checkbooks at 30?

Fly over America is officially senile. They NEED those gulags.

Ceffer says

Fly over America is officially senile. They NEED those gulags.

Think of them as Medicare long term assisted living benefits

NoCoupForYou says

Yeah, not buying this one, from the party that's been screaming about Russian interference

Just look the pro-putin zerohedge propaganda site relaying the stories: Chaos In Iowa: Thousands Of Furious Supporters Claim Iowa Caucus "Rigged" Against Bernie

At the minimum very happy to repeat/broadcast, highlight the chaos, highlight the unfairness, make people mad...
And why wouldn't they?

Where is Stalin when we need him to bring order out of chaos with a few mass executions?

Heraclitusstudent says

Just look the pro-putin zerohedge propaganda site relaying the stories: Chaos In Iowa: Thousands Of Furious Supporters Claim Iowa Caucus "Rigged" Against Bernie

It's the neverending excuse for Democratic Insider incompetence and skulldruggery.

If what they claim is actually true, it's still evidence for incompetence for not deploying effective countermeasures given years of lead time.

What a delightful shit show. Corrupt, decaying and pandering at the top, full of incompetent, amoral minions scrambling to debase at the bottom.

I think it's time to bring in some maggot infested corpses to count the ballots. They would be more together.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

MICHELLE OBAMA CRUSHED THE VOTING MACHINES WITH HER IMMENSE PREHENSILE PENIS!

They need the IPP to clear the floor and start over from scratch!

Democracy dies in darkness.

"President Trump First Ever To Win Republican AND Democratic Caucuses In Iowa"

Heraclitusstudent says

Just look the pro-putin zerohedge propaganda site relaying the stories: Chaos In Iowa: Thousands Of Furious Supporters Claim Iowa Caucus "Rigged" Against Bernie

At the minimum very happy to repeat/broadcast, highlight the chaos, highlight the unfairness, make people mad...
And why wouldn't they?

Because neither Obama nor Trump has ever slapped Russia hard enough for these fucks to knock that shit off.

So, what is Russian Asset Tulsi Gabbard saying about this?

Bernie still has the popular vote advantage.

Both Bernie and Butt-egg have about double Biden's popular vote.

Biden and Kloberchair need to go

NoCoupForYou says

Bernie still has the popular vote advantage.

So, according to Hillary, Bernie won!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

What would the results have been if Michelle O'Bama's IMMENSE! PREHENSILE! PENIS! was included on that poll?

It would have been a sweep, of course.