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This sucks! Rin is stuck, jerking off at home and not able to go to Montreal for a poke!
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2020 Mar 18, 2:13pm 1,388 views 26 comments
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Rin
2020 Mar 18, 2:14pm
Rin
2020 Mar 18, 2:14pm
Here's Dudley Douchebag ...
https://patrick.net/post/1320226/2018-11-14-if-canada-turns-totalitarian-will-rin-be-facing-arrest
https://patrick.net/post/1320226/2018-11-14-if-canada-turns-totalitarian-will-rin-be-facing-arrest
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Onvacation
2020 Mar 18, 2:31pm
Onvacation
2020 Mar 18, 2:31pm
Rin says
For Sale
Slightly used RealDoll. Cheap model no AI, no backtalk. Still virgin. slight wear between boobs.
I'm putting it up on eBay.
For Sale
Slightly used RealDoll. Cheap model no AI, no backtalk. Still virgin. slight wear between boobs.
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KgK one
2020 Mar 18, 4:00pm
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2020/03/18/free-for-all-on-drugs-burglary-vandalism-dem-led-philly-halts-arrests-for-crimes-during-virus-crisis-898475?utm_campaign=bizpac&utm_content=Newsletter&utm_medium=Newsletter&utm_source=Get+Response&utm_term=EMAIL
Come to philly, it's not crime now :)
Since crowd gathering not allowed, you cant do orgy lol
Come to philly, it's not crime now :)
Since crowd gathering not allowed, you cant do orgy lol
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Ceffer
2020 Mar 19, 1:51am
Ceffer
2020 Mar 19, 1:51am
Soon, no more worries. if Coronavirus doesn't kill you, it makes your dick fall off.
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WookieMan
2020 Mar 19, 5:47am
WookieMan
2020 Mar 19, 5:47am
Ahhhh... the joys of marriage during a pandemic. BJ's and fucking are a moments notice away when both of you are at home 24/7.
FYI, that's not a knock on your position of dating/marriage. The hoeing lifestyle doesn't sound bad. Things get problematic during this type of situation though as you mention.
FYI, that's not a knock on your position of dating/marriage. The hoeing lifestyle doesn't sound bad. Things get problematic during this type of situation though as you mention.
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Rin
2020 Mar 19, 9:52am
Rin
2020 Mar 19, 9:52am
WookieMan says
Actually, there are many married couples who don't have sex, once the kids arrive, and are only together for the kids afterwards. By the time the kids turn 18, both are either too fat and/or have adult onset diabetes, with weak vascularity, and no longer want sex.
And then, there are those with conservative parents (and/or relatives) who don't believe in divorce and only stay together for appearances but have affairs on the side.
Sorry, I prefer the RealDoll to the above, anyday.
And don't forget TurtleDove, all her touting about the value of marriage and ironically, she gets killed by her husband.
Ahhhh... the joys of marriage during a pandemic. BJ's and fucking are a moments notice away when both of you are at home 24/7.
Actually, there are many married couples who don't have sex, once the kids arrive, and are only together for the kids afterwards. By the time the kids turn 18, both are either too fat and/or have adult onset diabetes, with weak vascularity, and no longer want sex.
And then, there are those with conservative parents (and/or relatives) who don't believe in divorce and only stay together for appearances but have affairs on the side.
Sorry, I prefer the RealDoll to the above, anyday.
And don't forget TurtleDove, all her touting about the value of marriage and ironically, she gets killed by her husband.
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WookieMan
2020 Mar 19, 10:07am
WookieMan
2020 Mar 19, 10:07am
Rin says
All the above are true. Doesn't make it 100% true in 100% of marriages though. Like I said, I get your prospective and am not discounting it at all. Just understand that even while all this bullshit is going on (while the kids are with granny.... not a good idea, but not my idea) I'm a conference call away from getting after it in 20-45 minutes. Maybe I won the lottery I guess.
WookieMan saysAhhhh... the joys of marriage during a pandemic. BJ's and fucking are a moments notice away when both of you are at home 24/7.
Actually, there are many married couples who don't have sex, once the kids arrive, and are only together for the kids afterwards. By the time the kids turn 18, both are either too fat and/or have adult onset diabetes, with weak vascularity, and no longer want sex.
And then, there are those with conservative parents (and/or relatives) who don't believe in divorce and only stay together for appearances but have affairs on the side.
Sorry, I prefer the RealDoll to the above, anyday.
And don't forget TurtleDove, all her touting about the value of marriage and ironically, she gets killed by her husband.
All the above are true. Doesn't make it 100% true in 100% of marriages though. Like I said, I get your prospective and am not discounting it at all. Just understand that even while all this bullshit is going on (while the kids are with granny.... not a good idea, but not my idea) I'm a conference call away from getting after it in 20-45 minutes. Maybe I won the lottery I guess.
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Ceffer
2020 Mar 19, 11:08am
Ceffer
2020 Mar 19, 11:08am
Ebay Ad: "Coronavirus infected RealDoll, slightly threadbare, worn, beaten and covered by bodily fluids. Get the Coronavirus thing over with, while having some fun!"
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Rin
2020 Mar 19, 2:40pm
Rin
2020 Mar 19, 2:40pm
WookieMan says
Well, I'm not all that interested in pillow talk or companionship. I just need a place to stick my cock while I'm playing with a pair of boobs.
away from getting after it in 20-45 minutes.
Well, I'm not all that interested in pillow talk or companionship. I just need a place to stick my cock while I'm playing with a pair of boobs.
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HeadSet
2020 Mar 19, 3:01pm
HeadSet
2020 Mar 19, 3:01pm
By the time the kids turn 18, both are either too fat and/or have adult onset diabetes, with weak vascularity, and no longer want sex.
Or only one got fat and sickly while the other stayed in shape.
Or only one got fat and sickly while the other stayed in shape.
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Rin
2020 Mar 23, 2:40pm
Rin
2020 Mar 23, 2:40pm
Ok, this just arrived in the mail today and it works great.
It's even got a heater so that it's warm to the touch. And it's soft, nice, and tight.
Not bad, it'll pass the time prior to the RealDoll delivery and when this stupid travel ban lifts.
It's even got a heater so that it's warm to the touch. And it's soft, nice, and tight.
Not bad, it'll pass the time prior to the RealDoll delivery and when this stupid travel ban lifts.
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Rin
2020 Mar 27, 3:00pm
Rin
2020 Mar 27, 3:00pm
Condom shortage on the horizon ...
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/condom-shortage-looms-coronavirus-lockdown-114905514.html
I think it's imperative that we have a RealDoll per household.
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/condom-shortage-looms-coronavirus-lockdown-114905514.html
I think it's imperative that we have a RealDoll per household.
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Rin
2020 Mar 27, 4:07pm
Rin
2020 Mar 27, 4:07pm
Ceffer says
The RD is still in the mail.
I'm douching the portable vagina/torso toy.
Stuck at home douching the RealDoll.
The RD is still in the mail.
I'm douching the portable vagina/torso toy.
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Ceffer
2020 Mar 27, 4:56pm
Ceffer
2020 Mar 27, 4:56pm
When this is all over, those Montreal hookers are going to be so desperate for business, they'll be offering huge discounts.
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HeadSet
2020 Mar 27, 6:13pm
HeadSet
2020 Mar 27, 6:13pm
I'm douching the portable vagina/torso toy.
Is that a latter day "pocket pussy?"
Is that a latter day "pocket pussy?"
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Mar 28, 10:18am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Mar 28, 10:18am
Rin says
Where's Cartman ROTFLMA'ing when you need him?
Booger saysHow do you clean it?
Turkey baster with soap water.
Where's Cartman ROTFLMA'ing when you need him?
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Ceffer
2020 Mar 28, 10:07pm
Ceffer
2020 Mar 28, 10:07pm
noobster says
I think she had to return a batch because they were monogrammed: "Harvey Was Here".
Like Gwyneth Paltrow's candle
I think she had to return a batch because they were monogrammed: "Harvey Was Here".
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clambo
2020 Mar 29, 3:56pm
There must be a thousand broke girls with nothing better to do than visit your bachelor pad for a respite and a gratuity.
The Coup de Grace, I've put in an order for a cheap RealDoll. I'm not going for the full AI model because it's still too "beta" for me. If this travel ban lifts, I'm putting it up on eBay.
The US and Canada border is closed for tourism. And the problem is that if I try to pull the "visiting client move" on Montreal, Ottawa, and Toronto and I'm caught not engaging in business but instead near the strip on Rue St Catherine, I'll get into trouble with the Mounties. Trust me, they are not a bunch of push overs like some Dudley Douchebag!
For the first time in years, I'll be spending a weekend, jerking off at home! Seriously, I haven't masturbated in years and now, I'm back at it.
Yah, if I get desperate, I'll try to make a beeline for the Nevada deserts for its overpriced, lameass cathouses, assuming that anyone there is still operational since crowd gatherings are banned.
This sucks!