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This sucks! Rin is stuck, jerking off at home and not able to go to Montreal for a poke!


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2020 Mar 18, 2:13pm   1,336 views  26 comments

by Rin   ➕follow (8)   💰tip   ignore  

This is it!

The Coup de Grace, I've put in an order for a cheap RealDoll. I'm not going for the full AI model because it's still too "beta" for me. If this travel ban lifts, I'm putting it up on eBay.

The US and Canada border is closed for tourism. And the problem is that if I try to pull the "visiting client move" on Montreal, Ottawa, and Toronto and I'm caught not engaging in business but instead near the strip on Rue St Catherine, I'll get into trouble with the Mounties. Trust me, they are not a bunch of push overs like some Dudley Douchebag!

For the first time in years, I'll be spending a weekend, jerking off at home! Seriously, I haven't masturbated in years and now, I'm back at it.

Yah, if I get desperate, I'll try to make a beeline for the Nevada deserts for its overpriced, lameass cathouses, assuming that anyone there is still operational since crowd gatherings are banned.

This sucks!

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2   Onvacation   2020 Mar 18, 2:31pm  

Rin says
I'm putting it up on eBay.

For Sale
Slightly used RealDoll. Cheap model no AI, no backtalk. Still virgin. slight wear between boobs.
4   Ceffer   2020 Mar 19, 1:51am  

Soon, no more worries. if Coronavirus doesn't kill you, it makes your dick fall off.
5   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2020 Mar 19, 3:27am  

Supermarket out of melons?
6   WookieMan   2020 Mar 19, 5:47am  

Ahhhh... the joys of marriage during a pandemic. BJ's and fucking are a moments notice away when both of you are at home 24/7.

FYI, that's not a knock on your position of dating/marriage. The hoeing lifestyle doesn't sound bad. Things get problematic during this type of situation though as you mention.
7   🎂 Rin   2020 Mar 19, 9:52am  

WookieMan says
Ahhhh... the joys of marriage during a pandemic. BJ's and fucking are a moments notice away when both of you are at home 24/7.


Actually, there are many married couples who don't have sex, once the kids arrive, and are only together for the kids afterwards. By the time the kids turn 18, both are either too fat and/or have adult onset diabetes, with weak vascularity, and no longer want sex.

And then, there are those with conservative parents (and/or relatives) who don't believe in divorce and only stay together for appearances but have affairs on the side.

Sorry, I prefer the RealDoll to the above, anyday.

And don't forget TurtleDove, all her touting about the value of marriage and ironically, she gets killed by her husband.
8   WookieMan   2020 Mar 19, 10:07am  

Rin says
WookieMan says
Ahhhh... the joys of marriage during a pandemic. BJ's and fucking are a moments notice away when both of you are at home 24/7.


Actually, there are many married couples who don't have sex, once the kids arrive, and are only together for the kids afterwards. By the time the kids turn 18, both are either too fat and/or have adult onset diabetes, with weak vascularity, and no longer want sex.

And then, there are those with conservative parents (and/or relatives) who don't believe in divorce and only stay together for appearances but have affairs on the side.

Sorry, I prefer the RealDoll to the above, anyday.

And don't forget TurtleDove, all her touting about the value of marriage and ironically, she gets killed by her husband.

All the above are true. Doesn't make it 100% true in 100% of marriages though. Like I said, I get your prospective and am not discounting it at all. Just understand that even while all this bullshit is going on (while the kids are with granny.... not a good idea, but not my idea) I'm a conference call away from getting after it in 20-45 minutes. Maybe I won the lottery I guess.
9   Ceffer   2020 Mar 19, 11:08am  

Ebay Ad: "Coronavirus infected RealDoll, slightly threadbare, worn, beaten and covered by bodily fluids. Get the Coronavirus thing over with, while having some fun!"
10   Ceffer   2020 Mar 19, 2:37pm  

What's more lethal? Blue Balls and Hooker Shortages, or Coronavirus?
11   🎂 Rin   2020 Mar 19, 2:40pm  

WookieMan says
away from getting after it in 20-45 minutes.


Well, I'm not all that interested in pillow talk or companionship. I just need a place to stick my cock while I'm playing with a pair of boobs.

12   HeadSet   2020 Mar 19, 3:01pm  

By the time the kids turn 18, both are either too fat and/or have adult onset diabetes, with weak vascularity, and no longer want sex.

Or only one got fat and sickly while the other stayed in shape.
13   🎂 Rin   2020 Mar 23, 2:40pm  

Ok, this just arrived in the mail today and it works great.



It's even got a heater so that it's warm to the touch. And it's soft, nice, and tight.

Not bad, it'll pass the time prior to the RealDoll delivery and when this stupid travel ban lifts.
14   🎂 Rin   2020 Mar 27, 3:00pm  

Condom shortage on the horizon ...

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/condom-shortage-looms-coronavirus-lockdown-114905514.html

I think it's imperative that we have a RealDoll per household.
15   Booger   2020 Mar 27, 3:30pm  

How do you clean it?
16   🎂 Rin   2020 Mar 27, 3:41pm  

Booger says
How do you clean it?


Turkey baster with soap water.
17   Ceffer   2020 Mar 27, 4:01pm  

Stuck at home douching the RealDoll.
18   🎂 Rin   2020 Mar 27, 4:07pm  

Ceffer says
Stuck at home douching the RealDoll.


The RD is still in the mail.

I'm douching the portable vagina/torso toy.
19   Ceffer   2020 Mar 27, 4:56pm  

When this is all over, those Montreal hookers are going to be so desperate for business, they'll be offering huge discounts.
20   HeadSet   2020 Mar 27, 6:13pm  

I'm douching the portable vagina/torso toy.

Is that a latter day "pocket pussy?"
21   just_passing_through   2020 Mar 27, 9:12pm  

But what's it smell like?!
22   Ceffer   2020 Mar 28, 10:13am  

No head, no headache, but no head. Sex can be so complicated.
23   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 28, 10:18am  

Rin says
Booger says
How do you clean it?


Turkey baster with soap water.


Where's Cartman ROTFLMA'ing when you need him?
24   noobster   2020 Mar 28, 9:08pm  

just_dregalicious says
But what's it smell like?!


Like Gwyneth Paltrow's candle
25   Ceffer   2020 Mar 28, 10:07pm  

noobster says
Like Gwyneth Paltrow's candle


I think she had to return a batch because they were monogrammed: "Harvey Was Here".
26   clambo   2020 Mar 29, 3:56pm  

There must be a thousand broke girls with nothing better to do than visit your bachelor pad for a respite and a gratuity.

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