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Burger King: https://archive.is/U9VzB
Bad news for fast foodies, especially in certain parts of the US.
As many as 400 BK locations might be shuttered by the end of the year. ... it's truly incredible that Joe Biden's economy is so bad it's putting 400 stores out of business.
Then again, I can't say I didn't see it coming.
Burger King is trying to dunk on Chick-fil-A by donating to LGBT causes for every chicken sandwich sold, “even on Sundays”
Burger King must not have gotten the message that it doesn't usually go well for restaurant chains that try to throw shots at Chick-fil-A (ask Popeye's).
NOTTHEBEE.COM
https://notthebee.com/article/burger-king-is-trying-to-dunk-on-chick-fil-a-by-donating-to-lgbt-groups-for-every-sandwich-sold-even-on-sundays
Burger King Austria unveils "Pride Burgers" that come with "two matching buns for equal love and equal rights"
Burger King is gay. Like, super gay.
Burger King Austria unveils "Pride Burgers" that come with "two matching buns for equal love and equal rights"
Burger King is gay. Like, super gay.
The index puts the spotlight on corporations with little respect for freedom of faith and speech, putting Americans at risk of getting punished for their beliefs.
The index measures how tolerant a corporation is when it comes to respecting free speech and religious freedom.
Out of the 75 major corporations evaluated in the index, only two businesses scored more than 25 percent out of a maximum of 100 percent possible in terms of respect for speech and religion.
U.S. — Wayland Corporation has proudly announced the appointment of their new Chief Diversity Officer, who just so happens to be a white woman. The company says that it values diversity above all else and made this hire to show how serious they are about it.
"Diversity is our strength! But not when it comes to me and my position as Chief Diversity Officer," said the new CDO, Sara Grace Smith. "My whiteness and privilege will serve as a glaring example of the dangers of whiteness and privilege. I'm helping!"
As the new Chief Diversity Officer, Sarah Grace will be in charge of making sure a job applicant's qualifications are never considered — only their skin color and gender. She will also be responsible for ensuring that only racial and sexual minorities are featured on the company's marketing and that all white male employees will be made to feel as hated and unwanted as possible until they ultimately leave the company.
Skeptics argued that Mrs. Smith's appointment was a glaring contradiction, akin to having an obese personal trainer or a blind taxi driver. But according to sources, those same individuals have since been let go by the company.
"I'm here to make this place diverse and inclusive and anyone that's got a problem with the company shilling out vast sums of money to hire me to send out unnecessary emails and mandatory compliance training is RACIST!" added Mrs. Smith.
At publishing time, the Chief Diversity Officer stepped down claiming "her work was done" after making sure the entire company only employed indigenous trans women with disabilities.
Remember that CVS was supporting the ultra-violent and ultra-racist BLM movement.
Patrick
I don’t think there is a company out there that has the balls to say that they don’t support BLM, Imagine that.
If they aren’t on your list, it’s because they haven’t yet been pressured to make a statement.
Doritos: https://archive.is/nLHv0
Doritos partnered with this social influencer in Spain ... then his previous tweets appeared...
So that's Doritos' new brand ambassador in Spain. Told you it was like Dylan Mulvaney on steroids.
Or, it WAS, until the word got out. Turns out they still fear bad PR in Spain...
The Riot Was Never Found
Took a little walk downtown this morning, to see what I could see. Arsons? Riots? Rainbow assassins with red dot scopes?
Nope.
Not a cloud in the sky, or a looter on the asphlat. Just a sea of tranquility in NYC.
Now, obviously: that might change. I was out and about early this morning, and it’s likely the rebels of La Resistance wer still crashed out on Ambien, or nursing killer bluepill hangovers. Do the side effects for monkeypox vaccines include narcolepsy? Can you O.D. on Plan B? One can only hope. I enjoyed the peace and quiet, to be honest.
That said: I’m no rookie, ladies and gents.
I know they are gonna try to start some shit here, eventually. If not today, then tomorrow, or next week, or on Christmas morning, the dirty birds. There’s lots and lots of time until inauguration day, meaning the window of enemy action is wid eopen. And, lest we forget, they’re still gonna haul Trump into Captain Kangaroo’s magical courtroom, to sentence him to a million billion years for imaginary crimes. For all I know, their “thought leaders” are telling them to keep their powder dry till then.
Yet I suspect that, if and when they throw their futile temper tantrum, it won’t be anywhere near as lengthy, destructive, or annoying as it was back in 2020. They were mostly a no-show for the MSG rally, after all, and the ones who bothered looked more deflated than the Lebanese pound. Call it a hunch.
But for now, enjoy a little stroll with your old buddy Mark, as he scouts out ab old, orcish watering holes for, uh… the loyal opposition? Genteel disagreement? Panic-haired zombies waving crudely drawn (anti? pro?)swastika flags? I tried to keep my mind open, as usual.
Unfortunately, I was operating on basically no sleep, and forgot to dump my drive before I left. And that’s too bad, because the one and only “election” related exchange I observed today took place after my space ran out.
I was sitting on a park bench, when I saw a man approaching with his dog. The man was was white, with white hair, and was apparently made entirely out of soy. His dog was off its leash, of course, because rules are only for Nazis like me.
Anyway, as the dog jogged past my ankle, its soy master turned to a middle-aged Chicano chick who was sitting nearby, tapping on her phone.
“At least he’s happy today,” said Soyman Retardo, in the smarmiest, most presumptuous, face-punchable voice you can possibly imagine.
The woman just smiled and nodded back, in the way you do when you just want retards to leave you alone without a fuss. I could sympathize.
As the pair continued on their way, Soyman called back to the woman over his shoulder.
“Be safe!” he said.
No.
Sorry, but we’re fresh out of Safe Space here, you absolute pussy.
From now on, we’re aiming much, much higher.
Let’s ride.
One last note:
I’ve noticed a bunch of people on Team Human have been slinging dirt at my hometown, lately. But I want you to keep this in mind:
Donald Trump won 30.45% of the vote in New York City.
That means as many as a third of us are your friends, surviving behind enemy lines. And all of us added to the popular vote victory.
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